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Pac-Man & Mrs. Hugs

arcade game, awkward, Contact, Embrace, hugs, Intimacy, limited interaction, love, Marriage, Nostalgia, pac-man, pacman, physical limitations, quirky, quirky couples, relationships, small point, Unique, Unsatisfying, Video game characters, Wife

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

join our epic minecraft server where pac-man and his wife come to get better hugs! our server is the only place where their blocky bodies can make full contact and feel the love! watch as pac-man eats his way through the pixelated world, with his wife by his side, trying to avoid ghosts and creepers alike! join now for a chance to witness the most unsatisfying hugs in minecraft history!

Azenhub

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Endless Night Skies:	4

A Skyblock server designed with simplicity in mind, offering an engaging gameplay experience. It features a robust economy system, skill leveling, enhanced enchantments (++enchants), and a variety of custom skills. With Skyblock as the core mode, players enjoy access to a GUI shop and a welcoming environment for cracked players!

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2t2b

2t2b, Anarchy, chaos survival grief steal competition history brutal environment player-driven features playground power victim decisions targets challenge explore ruins havoc chaos

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

2t2b Minecraft Server

Are you ready to dive into a world with no rules, no limits, and no second chances? Welcome to 2t2b, a fresh take on the classic anarchy experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to chaos, 2t2b offers endless opportunities to build, explore, destroy, and fight for survival.

Server Details:

IP	content-ee.joinmc.link
Version	1.21.4

Like the infamous 2b2t, 2t2b operates with zero restrictions. You’re free to grief, steal, and fight to your heart’s content. There are no land claims, no player protections, and no hand-holding. Every decision you make could mean life or death, and every base you build could become a target. Can you outlast the competition and make your mark on the server’s brutal history? The server is running on the latest Minecraft version, so you’ll have access to all the newest features while navigating this hostile, player-driven environment. Whether you want to construct sprawling builds in secret, uncover ruins from other players, or simply wreak havoc, 2t2b offers the perfect playground. Join now and become part of the chaos. Will you rise to power, or will you be another victim of the anarchy? The choice is yours.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, there are no restrictions on griefing. Players are free to destroy and steal as they please.
Are there any player protections or land claims?	No, there are no protections or land claims on 2t2b. Players are responsible for their own safety.
What version of Minecraft is the server running on?	2t2b is running on the latest version of Minecraft (1.21.4) so players have access to all the newest features.
Can I team up with other players?	Players are free to form alliances or go solo. There are no rules against teaming up with other players.

Mindful Quest 1.21.2

1.21.2, book recommendations, books, bookworm, critical thinking, education, intellectual growth, knowledge, learning, Literature, mental health, mindful, personal development, philosophy, philosophy books, philosophy quotes, Psychology, psychology books, psychology quotes, Quest, reading, Recommendations, self improvement

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Yo, bro, forget about reading boring old books on philosophy and psychology! Join our Minecraft server instead and expand your mind in a whole new way!

We’ve got virtual worlds where you can build your own crazy creations and let your imagination run wild. Who needs boring old theories when you can create your own reality in Minecraft?

Plus, our server is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Say goodbye to boring lectures and hello to endless fun and laughter!

So why waste your time reading when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity and creativity? Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll never look back!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

apartmentmate, Birthday Party, blockparty, Budweiser, CHIPS, Contribution, convenience store, cost, dips, drinks, emotional blackmail, Expenses, fast food chain, last minute, liquor store, Minecraft, pizzas, red bull, roommate, Server, SNACKS, Snow

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be emotionally blackmailed into paying for someone else’s party snacks? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about contributing to a birthday bash you didn’t even know about. We promise outrageous adventures, insane builds, and no hidden costs for imaginary party snacks. Plus, we won’t make you run through snow to get to the liquor store before closing time. So come join us and let’s have a laugh together – because who needs drama when you have Minecraft?

CraftyQueerHideout

Andrew, Argument, bathroom, college, comfort, CraftyQueerHideout, Dicks, feminine, gay man, Guilt, Insight, LGBT club, Locker Room, masculine, oogling, PE class, Private, regret, Sexuality, Transgender, urinal

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Emeralds Found:	7638
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is always on point!

Join our server and experience the thrill of changing in the men’s locker room in Minecraft! Who needs P.E clothes when you can play volleyball in jeans? And don’t forget to use the urinal for the ultimate bathroom experience. Just be prepared for some insane crashing out moments like you’ve never seen before.

But beware, there may be some players who assume you’re transgender just because you change in a stall. And watch out for those who think you’re oogling their pixelated dicks while using the urinal. It’s a wild ride of misunderstandings and drama that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a boring old regular server when you can join ours and experience the insanity for yourself?

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

bad advice, CraftyAdviceMC, misguided advice, misguided counsel, poor guidance, smp, terrible advice, unhelpful advice, worst advice, worst advice anecdotes, worst advice ever, worst advice given, worst advice received, worst advice story, worst counsel, worst direction, worst guidance, worst pointers, worst recommendations, worst suggestions, worst tips

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	2382
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	New Chunks Explored:	749561
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a bunch of creepers came out and started dancing the Macarena. It was wild, I tell ya!

And the best part is, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and give you unlimited diamonds if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy chicken party 24/7!

So come join us on this crazy server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the talking sheep, they’re a little too sassy for their own good.

NoobCraft101

#revelation, adulting, delayed learning, education, EMBARRASSING, epiphany, growth, hindsight, knowledge, late bloomer, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, NoobCraft101, personal development, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6798	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Join our server and learn all the pro tips and tricks that you should have known ages ago! We have a secret underground society of players who discovered a hidden cheat code that gives you unlimited diamonds – just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool? Don’t be the last one to find out about our epic server, join now and start dominating the virtual world like a boss!

BlockyNavalnyLockup

authoritarianism, BlockyNavalnyLockup, Corruption, Democracy, extremism charges, freedom of speech, human rights violations, Imprisonment, injustice, International Outcry, Lawyers, Legal System, Navalny, opposition, political persecution, protest, putin, russia, shameful, suppression, unfair treatment

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Love Letters Sent:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we lock up lawyers for extremism charges just like russia!!! be part of da chaos and drama as we create our own kangaroo court system in minecraft!!! build your own prison and sentence players to ridiculous punishments for breaking da rules!!! become a corrupt judge and rule with an iron fist!!! join now for a wild ride of injustice and madness!!!

Ghosted Gamers: Self-Harm Risk

adolescents, cyberbullying, digital communication, digital rejection, emotional well being, Gamers, ghosted, ghosted online, mental health, mental health risks, online communication, online ghosting, online relationships, online safety, psychological effects, Risk, self harm, selfharm, social isolation, social media, social rejection, teen relationships, teenage mental health, youth mental health

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Votes:	8955
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Villages Defended:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead. like, if u join u get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds and shoots fireballs at ur enemies.

also, if u don’t join, u might get ghosted online and then u’ll turn into a zombie in real life. like, u’ll start craving brains and eating ur mom’s spaghetti with ur bare hands. it’s cray cray, man.

so, join dis server and save urself from becoming a zombie. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with skeletons and party with witches. it’s lit, fam.