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BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchantments Applied:	131
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Towns Built:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6203	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Votes:	9009	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Potions Brewed:	195
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6644	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1388

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	1576	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9099

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	200	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ores Mined:	1273	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Votes:	7023
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!