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Windows 11 Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Procrastinator, privacy breach, crypto accounts, banking information, data privacy

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! We promise that no Indian pajeet working at Microsoft will have access to your data because we have a team of trained llamas guarding it. These llamas are experts in protecting your banking info, crypto accounts, and even those embarrassing pictures of your pet rock.

Forget about big corporations selling your information, our llamas will ensure that your data stays safe and secure. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the juicy gossip and blackmail material, just for fun!

So, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure where llamas rule and Windows 11 is banned. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a Microsoft pajeet looking to steal data, then you might be out of luck).

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Kamala Komeback Minecraft Server

Recounts, Status, election, Server, kamala

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Kamala is raking in the dough for recounts that will totally sink Trump…or so she thinks! Trannies are running the show here, but don’t worry, they’ve got a master plan that involves lots of diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join us if you want to be part of the craziest political drama Minecraft has ever seen. When we fight, we always win…or at least we respawn and try again! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous server out there. Just click the link and let the chaos begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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NoobMaster69’s Minecraft SMP: this wont change anything for incels

Minecraft, CHANGE, sexy women, Wont, relationships

Are you tired of being a lonely incel, watching from the sidelines as everyone else has fun? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as sexy pixelated women try to have sex with you – virtually, of course. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have virtual ones in our server?

But beware, joining our server may just make you hate women even more, as you realize that even in the Minecraft world, they still won’t give you the time of day. So come on, join us and let the incel rage flow through you as you navigate through our crazy world filled with pixelated temptations.

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BlockyPersona – Minecraft Server

Media assets, persona 3, Minecraft, Draw Corner, Persona General

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We have secret domains that expire in the future, mysterious links to Persona content, and a birthday chart that will blow your mind! Our server is so epic, even the Persona characters themselves are dying to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a special Draw Corner archive that will inspire your creativity and a Spammer Tech section that will leave you laughing for days. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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/Heals/ – Minecraft SMP Healsluts General

Dps, Healsluts, defeat/surrender, doms, overwatch

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take kinks in gaming to a whole new level! Are you a heal slut looking for a dominant Tank or DPS to submit to? Or maybe you’re a healdom looking to assert your dominance in the virtual world? All roles are welcome, whether you’re bratty, eager, shy, or just plain slutty.

Join us for outrageous adventures, like defeat/surrender roleplay, resource-slutting, and even virtual prostitution. Who needs FFXIV or WoW when you can explore your kinks in Minecraft? Our server is the place to be for all your Sub/Dom gaming fantasies.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world of wild and wacky gameplay. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

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⎝🟥🟥🟥ALL ADMIN －／ＡＤＭＩＮＫＡ🟥🟥🟥⎠ Minecraft server

Pirate, Without Anticheat, Large Online, ／ＴＯＫＥＮＳ, ADMIN

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Blocky Eugenics Minecraft Server

Minority, community support, Identity, mental health, emotions

Are you tired of feeling constantly blackpilled and depressed? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the cure for all your eugenicist woes! Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. Our server is so uplifting, even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. So come on over and leave your eugenicist worries behind – after all, who needs genetics when you have a diamond sword and a pet parrot that tells dad jokes?

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Iyo Sky’s Minecraft SMP WWE Moments

Entertainment, highlights, Matches, tag team, IYO SKY

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and witness the epic showdown between a player and a creeper that ended in a dance-off! Rumor has it that our resident builder once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Tsuma’s School Minecraft Server

Server, Heartwarming, Marriage, love, Nostalgia

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Lost Happy Days is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted doing the macarena with a group of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can party with villagers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join Lost Happy Days today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the prankster Endermen who love to steal your blocks and replace them with giant pink flamingos. Trust us, it’s a sight to see!

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The Spurs vs Ipswitch Showdown Minecraft SMP

Johnson, SPURS, romero, Sarr, Ipswitch

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like a football match between Arsenal and Chelsea – intense, unpredictable, and full of surprises! Only true COYS (Come On You Spurs) fans are allowed in, so if you bleed Lilywhite, this is the place for you.

Our lineup is stacked with top players like Vicario, Porro, and Son – they’ll take on opponents like Muric, Tuanzebe, and Szmodics in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Who will come out on top? Join us to find out!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. With intense PvP battles, crazy building challenges, and secret alliances forming left and right, you never know what will happen next. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready for the ride of your life on our insane Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this!

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