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CousinPayback Minecraft Server

70s, aita, Borrowed, Bury, cousin, CousinPayback, dad, family, home, Home-Base, life insurance, miles away, Minecraft, MONEY, overjoyed., pay back, phone call, secret, Server, Siblings, Truck, trucking

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Enchantments Applied:	269	Players Killed by Monsters:	9359
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Crops Grown:	2832

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

WeddingCraft2021

anxiety, Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Expectations, family, groom, guest list, in-laws, Marriage, resolution, stress, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	7648	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	112	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Votes:	1774
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Age-Appropriate Content, children’s media, children’s movies, children’s programming, children’s television, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate content, inappropriate imagery, inappropriate language, inappropriate marketing, inappropriate material, inappropriate messages, inappropriate themes, kids content, kids entertainment, kids media, kids programming, kids shows, KidzGoneWild, Minecraft, parental control, parental guidance, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

blocktopia, career, dreams, Escape, FAITH, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, love, mental health, motivation, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, resilience, self improvement, Support, Ultimate

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Vanishing Items Found:	5

To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

ADMISSION, assault, confession, Court, CraftyRapist, crime, criminal, Dominique Pelicot, French, Guilty, husband, Justice, legal proceedings, mass rape, Minecraft, perpetrator, rape, rapist, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, trial, Victim

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	New Chunks Explored:	867033
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

PagerPocalypse

CASUALTIES, Conflict, exploding pagers, explosion, extremist group, hezbollah, Injuries, lebanon, members, MIDDLE EAST, militant activity, militant organization, News, PagerPocalypse, political violence, radical group, security threat, seriously hurt, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	188
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Dozens of Hezbollah members getting seriously hurt by exploding pagers. That’s right, you heard me! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as pagers explode left and right, causing absolute mayhem. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft

“Youth, adolescent mental health, adolescents, anxiety, BlockySocialDistress, coping mechanisms, Covid-19 pandemic, depression, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health impact, Mental health resources, mental illness, pandemic effects, pandemic stress, peer contact, QuarantineCraft, social anxiety, social support, stress

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	5567
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28

are you tired of being a sad potato with no friends? are you sick of staring at the same four walls because of the stupid covid? well do we have the solution for you! join our minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and social anxiety!

imagine this: you log on to our server and instantly you are surrounded by a group of friendly players who are just as weird as you are. you build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and laugh until you cry.

we have special potions that will make you feel like you’re at a party with all your best friends, even though you’re just sitting at your computer in your underwear.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to a whole new world of fun and friendship!

MoDdEd MinEcRaFt SeRvEr: tHe BlOcKs StRiKe BaCk!

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fun, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, new, Pack, Plugins, questions, regret, Server, strike, Survival, tags, wipes

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	8913
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Potions Brewed:	148	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Community Modded Minecraft Server
Discord Link	Join Community Discord
Server Pack Status	Should be completed today
Server Updates	No wipes, server will be continuously running

FAQ

What is the server about?

The server is a community modded Minecraft server where players can join together to play and have fun.

How do I join the server?

Join the community discord first using the provided link, then follow instructions to join the server.

Will there be any server wipes?

No, there will be no wipes on this server, so you can continue playing without worrying about losing progress.

Can I ask questions in the discord?

Yes, feel free to ask any questions you have in the discord server.

Toilet Time Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, emergency, evacuation, funny, Houthi rockets, humor, India, lmfao, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new toilets, pajeets, Protection, rocket attacks, Safety, Server, Shelters, Time, TOILET, toilet humor, War

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	371	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Star Shards Collected:	220
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	New Chunks Explored:	353954
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing falling from the sky are diamonds and not Houthi rockets! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and laugh at the pajeets trying to use their toilets as shelters (seriously, who does that?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance party like no other and earn special llama-themed rewards.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the pajeets and their toilet shelters in the dust!

Cute Boy (Female) Minecraft SMP

bisexuality, Boy, cute, female, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Homosexuality, LGBT acceptance, LGBT activism, LGBT allies, LGBT discrimination, LGBT inclusion, LGBT pride, LGBT Relationships, LGBT stereotypes, LGBT visibility, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, Minecraft, sexual orientation, smp

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to go gay for a cute boy (female)! That’s right, forget about diamonds and redstone, the real treasure here is finding your Minecraft soulmate.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only speaks in puns. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and uncover the secrets of the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to go gay for a cute boy/female)!