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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 9265 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1918 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 571954 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.
> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?
> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!