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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6796 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.
> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?
> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!