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Parenting Curriculum For Aspiring Parents

  • ParentingCraft: Noob to Pro!

    ParentingCraft: Noob to Pro!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎮✨ Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server in the multiverse! Here, we offer something far crazier than parenting classes—we’ve got a 24/7 reenactment of the legendary Wild Potato Uprising of 2077, and you won’t want to miss it!

    👶🌾 Mandatory Parenting Lessons? Pfft! We don’t have time for that when you’ve got a 3-headed baby creeper that needs training and avillager that claims to be a "parenting expert" from the future (he’s just a farmer who got a bit too deep into his enchanted carrots, but we don’t judge!). Join us as we teach you how to launch those pesky nitwits into outer space using only a potato, a bucket of water, and your wild imagination!

    🍕🤱 Thoughts on Parenting: Ever wondered what it would be like to raise a zombie? Well, on our server, you can find out! Become the most fabulous parent to a tiny, adorable little zombie named Bob, who dreams of being the first undead villager ballet dancer. Think of the Instagram posts! #GiftedChild

    🔥🎉 Break New Ground: Forget building castles or cozy cabins; we encourage you to construct the world’s first child-friendly lava pit—because what’s more educational than learning about thermal dynamics while staring into the depths of a volcanic rave?

    💥👾 Monster Parenting Agreements: There’s a side quest to sign an "Affirmative Parent Pact" with creepers and endermen about which modern parenting strategies work best on their spawn. Spoiler: Cosmic Snack Time is a family favorite!

    🪐✨ Outrageous Adventures Await: Join the epic Bee Battle Royale!, where you must defend your hive of adorable bees from stampeding baby pigs while instilling moral lessons about sharing. Just remember, teamwork makes the dream work, unless you accidentally explode a creeper—then it’s just chaos!

    So, why join a mundane server with boring rules about parenting? When you can dive into the wild realm of delightful chaos, belly laughs, and unforgettable adventures! Grab your diamond pickaxe and get ready to discover a world beyond imagination! 🌈🚀 Don’t just build—create a legacy of utter silliness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WeirdoWarrior Minecraft SMP

    WeirdoWarrior Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old conservative echo chambers where they get triggered over the word “weird”? Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things weird and wacky! Our players are so unique, even the NPCs are jealous. Don’t miss out on the chance to build insane creations and make friends with the quirkiest players around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs. Join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LottoWinnerMC SMP

    LottoWinnerMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and you won’t have to worry about winning the lottery because we have a secret in-game lottery where you can win diamonds, enchanted gear, or even a pet dragon! Imagine rolling up to your friends’ bases on a dragon, they’ll be so jealous they’ll be begging to join our server.

    But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure hunt every week where players have to solve riddles and puzzles to find the ultimate prize – a chest full of rare items that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have weekly events like spleef tournaments, parkour challenges, and even a yearly Ender Dragon fight where the winner gets their own personal army of zombie pigmen to do their bidding.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams in a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCrazeLuxury

    CraftyCrazeLuxury

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate luxury for those who grew up poor in the blocky world! Join us and experience the opulence of diamond-encrusted pickaxes, golden apples falling from the sky, and a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks! Who needs a dirt hut when you can have a castle fit for a Minecraft king or queen? So come on down and upgrade your Minecraft lifestyle to the ultimate level of extravagance!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HebAttack Minecraft Server

    HebAttack Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join this epic minecraft server where we will defend you like the U.S. defends Israel from Hezbollah attacks! Except instead of missiles, we will use diamond swords and enchanted bows to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. And just like Austin, we will always have your back, ready to swoop in and save the day. So come join us and experience the thrill of battle in a world where anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlastCraft – Boom Town Bonanza

    BlastCraft – Boom Town Bonanza

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are just part of the fun! witness the chaos of a loud blast heard in our virtual world, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! build your own crazy creations and survive the madness with your friends. who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop excitement?! join now for a blast of a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MajnrikCZSK

    MajnrikCZSK

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello, allow me to introduce myself! We are a Minecraft project, based on the Majnr+ theme, the server is for server members only! If you want to be one of us and try Majnr, you can find it on our server! You can find applications on discord here—-> Click here

    168.119.10.189:25575

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Strawberry Lemonade: Where even creepers need a sip of fancy refreshment

    Strawberry Lemonade: Where even creepers need a sip of fancy refreshment

    New Minecraft Servers

    Strawberry Lemonade Minecraft Server

    Strawberry Lemonade Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Discord Link https://discord.com/invite/JZBY9zGSsQ
    Server IP 174.136.203.18:25565 or strawberrylemonade.minecraft.best

    If you’re looking for fun then step right up, we have:

      • Hot Vampires
      • Dungeons Galore
      • Bosses to bully
      • Cosmetics so you can look cool af
      • Weapons that come with an OSHA warning
      • The ability to becone a bard (Literally, it’s so cool)
      • Oh, and did we mention hot vampires?
      • So much more

    This server and modpack is custom built to create a sense of magical wonder, adventurous spirits, and deadly enemies. Along with giving you the ability to RP as whatever you’d like: whether it be a dragon-slaying wizard, or a conquering vampire lord, a righteous vampire hunter, a simple civilian who bakes bread, or whatever your heart desires.

    We have Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, Better Combat, Simply Swords, Botania, Blood Magic, and so much more 150+ mods.

    This server is Forge 1.20.1 only, open to everyone. If you want to RP a character you can, if you’re not interested then that’s fine too 🙂 just have fun, I really enjoy making modpacks and having people have fun with them.

    Feel free to join and chat!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? Yes, the server has over 150 mods including Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, Better Combat, Simply Swords, Botania, Blood Magic, and more.
    Can I RP as any character? Yes, you can RP as any character you’d like, whether it be a dragon-slaying wizard, a vampire lord, a vampire hunter, or a simple civilian.
    Is the server open to everyone? Yes, the server is open to everyone and welcomes players to join and have fun.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DragonCraft Server

    DragonCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Pathfinder’s Favorite Punching Bag Edition!

    Join us on this server where you can punch your way through dungeons, slay dragons, and create the most epic pawns to accompany you on your adventures.

    Patch notes? We don’t need ’em – we make our own rules here.

    Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us where the pawns are fierce, the skills are insane, and the laughs are endless.

    Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident dragon slayer, Steve – he’s taken down more Ender Dragons than you can count.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Pathfinder’s Favorite Punching Bag Edition and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MilanoMadness Minecraft SMP

    MilanoMadness Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Milano may be a shithole, but our server is a diamond in the rough! Forget about the lack of AC in the metro, because in our world, you can build your own air-conditioned paradise. And who needs clean streets when you can create your own trash-free utopia with just a few clicks?

    Join us and escape the weird people of Milano by teaming up with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, the 500 euros you spent on that city will seem like chump change once you see the incredible creations and wild adventures waiting for you on our server.

    So come on, ditch Milano and come play with us. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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