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Parental Influence

  • ParentalUpgradeCraft

    ParentalUpgradeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    U Rite, me and my homies got a Minecraft server that will blow ur mind! Why join? Well, let me tell u a lil story. Once upon a time, there was a pig who could fly. Yeah, u heard me right, a flying pig! And on our server, u can ride that pig into battle against evil zombies and creepers. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And if u join our server, u can have all the riches u ever dreamed of. So what u waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of ur life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tots-n-Temperament EatsCraft

    Tots-n-Temperament EatsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine a minecraft server where you can explore the depths of your emotions while building epic structures with your blocky hands. like, we did a study on kids and found out that emotional overeating is linked to temperament and stuff. so, like, join our server and unleash your inner emotions through building and crafting. parents can even join in and play a crucial role in your development as a master builder. come join us and let’s create some emotional masterpieces together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCheatzMC

    CraftyCheatzMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your child struggling in school? Are you tired of them bringing home bad grades and disappointing you? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

    Imagine a world where your child can build their way to the top of the class by using creative hacks and cheats to ace every test and assignment. No more late night study sessions, no more tears over failed exams. On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and the rules of the game, but who cares about those anyway?).

    So why wait? Join our server today and watch as your child becomes the ultimate academic mastermind, all thanks to the power of cheating!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TipsyTeensCraft

    TipsyTeensCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, dude. we let teens drink all the time, no rules, man. it’s, like, a party 24/7. we even have, like, a secret underground bar where you can get wasted with your virtual pals.

    join us for a wild time, where the only limit is your imagination. get ready to get turnt up and build some epic creations while sipping on some virtual brews.

    come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HangryCraft: Where Parents’ Stress Turns into Nutritious Fun!

    HangryCraft: Where Parents’ Stress Turns into Nutritious Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the only food you can eat is healthy food. no more cake or cookies or golden apples, only broccoli and carrots and kale. but get this, if you try to eat a piece of cake, your character like, explodes or something. it’s crazy, right?

    you gotta join this server if you want to test your willpower and see if you can resist the temptation of all the sugary treats. plus, if you eat too much unhealthy food, your character starts to gain weight and moves slower. it’s like a virtual diet plan, but with explosions.

    come join us on this wacky server and see if you can resist the pressure to eat healthy foods. who knew minecraft could be so intense?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadCraft: Microbiome Edition

    DadCraft: Microbiome Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how moms give babies their gut stuff, right? well, turns out dads do it too! like, who knew, right? so, like, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can get all the gut microbes u need from ur dad, just like in real life! after a year, u’ll be like a mini version of ur dad, but in minecraft form! come join us and get all the dad microbes u need for a healthy gut and a wacky adventure in our server! it’s gonna be wild, dude!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlameMyParentsMCServer

    BlameMyParentsMCServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadBodCraft: Mitochondrial Mayhem

    DadBodCraft: Mitochondrial Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how u eat a lot of burgers and fries and stuff, well turns out ur kids might get fat just cuz u eat like a pig. but like, on this server, u can eat all the virtual burgers u want and ur minecraft kids won’t get fat cuz they don’t have real bodies. it’s like magic, but with pixels and stuff. join now and save ur future minecraft generations from obesity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Daddy Issues Craft: Where Freud meets Minecraft for some family-friendly fun! LOL

    Daddy Issues Craft: Where Freud meets Minecraft for some family-friendly fun! LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Do you have some serious family issues that you need to work out in a virtual world? Look no further than our server! Join us if you’re into Oedipus complexes and want to explore your deep-seated issues with your parents while building epic structures in-game. Who knows, you might even find your virtual mother figure and create a dysfunctional family of your own! Join now for a psychoanalytic adventure like no other.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

    AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP