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AGONIZE | Griefer server Minecraft server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ores Mined:	8597
Dimension Hops:	13	Zombie Dances:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

〔?〕IP for login: AGONIZE.RU(✅)

〔?〕UKR login IP: AGONIZE.PW(✅)

〔?〕Purchase of donation: WWW.AGONIZE.ONLINE (✅)

agonize.ru

Semi-Vanilla Tyme

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Animals Bred:	199
Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Semi-Vanilla Tyme offers a twist on the vanilla experience, with some features that you’ve seen on HermitCraft. We are a whitelisted community and in order to play, you must apply. We encourage those applying to put effort in to their application.

Some highlights include: Shop district, Player built spawn, Expansive Nether tunnels, Teleporting, McMMO, Multi-player sleep, Player head drops (from killing players), Mob heads, Mini blocks (from wandering traders), Weekly competitions and events, UHC Sundays We have an environment that promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Semi-Vanilla Tyme! Apply at: https://vanillatymeservers.com/community/apply/ You can join our server here: play.vanillatymeservers.com

play.vanillatymeservers.com

Chronic smp

bedrock, Friendly, java, MCMMO, No Lag, Sethome

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Towns Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Chronic network hosts 2 servers. Chronic vanilla a 100% vanilla server Anarchy style and ChronicSMP is a Minecraft server that offers players a unique and immersive experience.The server is built on a vanilla foundation, ensuring that players can enjoy Minecraft in its purest form. The absence of pay-to-win ranks means that all players are on a level playing field, with success and advancement being determined by skill and effort rather than financial investment.

The server stays up-to-date with the latest version of Minecraft, making sure that players have access to all the latest features and bug fixes. Furthermore, the server supports players using the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft, making it accessible to a wider range of players. Come and join Chronic Network! unique SMP with..

– Elite mobs– MCMMO– Shop GUI– Crates– Tree capitator– Crazy Enchantments

and much more join today to be apart of our community https://discord.gg/PyVunstxxA

chronicmc.com

GeoCraft

Creative, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

All buildings, roads and rivers are in GeoCraft. Walk through Amsterdam, Rotterdam or Utrecht, for example. Go to your own house and start building.

The computer has loaded everything in gray, help make the Netherlands beautiful in Minecraft: for example, build your own house or the King’s palace. Every place in the Netherlands can be found: for example, come to Groningen with /warp Groningen or go to an address with /gc address, for example /gc Nieuwe Steeg 74 Herwijnen or /gc 4171KG 74

Don’t feel like building in the Netherlands? You can also go to our Survival server or build in the plot world.

Do you want to know how GeoCraft works? We explain everything here: geocraft.nl/minecraft-starters

geocraft.nl

SaturnX – play.saturn-x.space | Space project server Minecraft

Anarchy, Donations, Duels, Grief, Large Online, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Enchantments Applied:	123
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

play.saturn-x.space

Revory

Creative, Parkour

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Express yourself in this fun and exciting Creative Server! We would Love it if you would join! We have great staff, and it is very fun! Come on over too join this spigot creative server!

135.148.5.63:25596

New heaven network

Abilities, Casino, OneBlock, Pve Survival, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

New Heaven 1.19.2 New Heaven opens its doors to all Minecraft players,Survival, BoxPvP, Oneblock y Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What are you waiting for to join us? https://discord.gg/newheaven

mc.nwheaven.xyz

SunsetSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8648	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Star Shards Collected:	292
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	400
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Animals Bred:	117
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	638521	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

We’re a brand new Hermitcraft-style SMP server! We encourage players of any level of experience to join! SunsetSurvival is a vanilla server, but we have added several plug-ins to make the game more fun! Head to our discord if you’re interested in joining the server!

sunsetsurvival.apexmc.co

TechnoSonic Minecraft server

Draconic Evolution, Galacticraft, HiTech, Industrial Craft, Minez, Mo’ Creatures, RailCraft, RedPower

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	210	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Players Killed by Monsters:	8603

The world is endless, the world is beautiful, the world is terrible and unforgettably pleasant! Welcome to the Turbo-Ezhik project We are trying to constantly improve our project, and we have developed the latest servers with unique plugins and mods. You can choose one of 6 servers to your liking. We constantly monitor the quality of our servers and try to correct shortcomings. We have configured all servers in such a way that you will not be bored!

Mango Hub

Factions

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Mango Hub a new network of servers with lots of fun to be had, whether that’s on your own or with a group of friends. We have lots of fun plugins for you to enjoy – Such as, GambleBarPro, SilkSpawners, AuctionMaster and plenty more.

*Currently only running factions as a beta test*

51.195.188.132:25595