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WeddingCraft: Family Drama

brother, Drama, estrangement, family, family bonds, family dispute, family drama, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, Family Values, guest list, Invitation, nephew, reconciliation, sibling conflict, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	5650	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a Minecraft server where the only family feud is between Steve and his pet pig? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

Join us and leave the real-life family drama behind. Our server is a safe haven for all, even if your nephew turns out not to be your brother’s biological child (gasp!). We don’t care about DNA tests here, just about building epic structures and having a blast with your virtual family.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and ride pigs all day? Join now and let the fun begin!

SizzleCraft Minecraft Server

climate change, Extreme Temperatures, global warming, heat advisory, heat exhaustion, heat index, heat records, heatstroke, heatwave, high temperatures, Hottest, Japan, Minecraft, record-breaking, Recorded, Scorching, Server, SizzleCraft, Summer, swelters, weather, weather patterns

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Buildings Constructed:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s hotter than japan in the middle of summer, like seriously, we got lava everywhere and the mobs are sweatin’ like crazy. it’s like a sauna but with creepers and zombies, what more could u ask for? plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and see if u can handle the heat, cuz this server is on fire, literally.

SeizeCraft: Ukraine Edition

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, indefinite hold, international relations, Military Action, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, Russian territory, SECURITY, SeizeCraft, seized, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

so liek, u kno how u get bored of teh same old minecraft servers with teh same old boring stuff? well, u gotta join dis server cuz we got teh wildest shiz goin on! we got a whole new world where u can seize territory just liek ukraine did to russia! but get dis, we gonna keep it FOREVER! u can be teh ruler of ur own land and never have to worry about anyone takin it away from u! come join us for some crazy fun and epic battles for land domination! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis insane adventure!

Pixelated Faces R Us

Attention, auditory processing, auditory stimuli, Cognitive science, Communication, evolutionary psychology, faces, facial recognition, Human Behavior, human face, human likeness, human voice, Perception, pixelated, Psychology, sensory preferences, sensory processing, sensory stimuli, social cues, visual dominance, visual stimuli, vocal recognition

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Votes:	1811
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

hey u, yeah u, do u like looking at human faces? well do i have the server for u! this server is so crazy, u r more likely to see a human face than hear a human voice. i know, mind blown, right? join now for the chance to see all the human faces u could ever want. who needs voices anyway when u have faces to look at? come join the madness now!

What is the IP for martincitopants Minecraft Server?

arma, arma 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield 6, dream, elon musk, factorio, from the depths, Gaming, just cause, kerbal, KSP, martin, martincitopants, Minecraft, Server, Tier List

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Crops Grown:	9432	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3224

Martincitopants is a creative content creator and social media influencer known for his humorous and engaging online videos. With a focus on lifestyle, comedy, and entertainment, he has built a strong following on various platforms. Martincitopants consistently delivers entertaining content that resonates with his audience and showcases his unique personality and sense of humor. He continues to grow his online presence and connect with fans through his relatable and engaging content.

420b69t

1.12.2, 2b2t, 420b69t, Anarchy, Anticheat, Gaming, Minecraft, non-strict, rubberbanded, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

2b2t-like anarchy server that runs on 1.12.2 with a non-strict anticheat which allows players to enjoy the server without getting rubberbanded constantly.

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Worldwide SMP: Where Clumsy Hermits Unite for Java Shenanigans 1.21

+18, Builder, Casual, clumsy, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Explorer, games, getaway, hermits, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, Shenanigans, shopping, smp, Suggestions, travel, unite, Vanilla, world, worldwide

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type:	Vanilla Java
Age Requirement:	18+
Community:	Tight-knit, global
Features:	Minor datapack QOL improvements, buttery-smooth performance from Purpur
Discord:	Join our Discord
Website:	Visit our Website

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our Discord, read the rules, and then click on the apply-here channel.

What can I do on the server?

You can build a base, explore the vast world of Minecraft, participate in games with other members, and go on a shopping spree in the shopping district.

Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

Griefing is not allowed on the server, but otherwise, there are no restrictions on what you can do.

Can I suggest improvements for the server?

Yes, we are always open to suggestions for improving the server experience.

BlockyBuddies – Minecraft server

Archive, BlockyBuddies, character birthdays, Console content, drawing, Fangames, Game links, greentext, Minecraft, Mods, OC Fic, OMORI General, Physical Edition, Projects, Quackiest in the land, RPG Maker MV, Server, steam edition, Thread Template, universally loved, VG Sings, whiteboard, Writing

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to the most quacktastic Minecraft server in all the land! Join us for a wild ride filled with ducks, memes, and questionable decisions. Our exclusive content will have you quacking with laughter, from duck-themed skins to duck-shaped buildings.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Duck King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a quack-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.

Don’t miss out on our daily events, like the Duck Derby where players race their duck mounts through obstacle courses, or the Duck Dance Party where we boogie down to the latest duck-themed tunes.

So come on down to the quackiest Minecraft server around and join in on the fun! Just remember, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s probably our server.

KVG – Minecraft SMP: Project KV General #5

Anime, art books, blue archive, Comiket 105, DynamisOne, general, Katanas, korean game, KVG, Manga, Minecraft, mobile game, Namu Wiki, official websites, Project, Project KV, projectkv, pv, RPG, smp, strategy game, twitter, video game, VN

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchantments Applied:	266	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where you can battle it out with katanas just like in Blue Archive (even though we have nothing to do with it officially)!

But wait, there’s more! Comiket 105 might or might not have a VN and art books related to our server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. Plus, our official websites are so cool, they’ll make your head spin!

Join now for a chance to uncover the hidden secrets of DynamisOne and ProjectKV. Follow us on Twitter for even more wacky updates and check out our namu wiki page for all the juicy details. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CineCraft Server: Seat Squabble

Argument, back row, Booking, CineCraft, Cinema, cinema etiquette, compromise, Conflict, consideration, customer service, Etiquette, family, Girlfriend, Movie, movie experience., movie viewing, Seat, seat preference, seating, Selfishness, Server, social norms, squabble, staff intervention

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mines Excavated:	3944
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2069	Ores Mined:	9108
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family squabble at the cinema? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of standing your ground like our hero in the back row.

We promise you won’t have to give up your seat for anyone, not even if they beg and plead like those poor souls at the cinema. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show – both on screen and in the chat.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can assert your dominance and never back down, join us now! Who needs to move seats when you can rule the virtual world instead?