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Michi’s Mom on Minecraft SMP

12-year-old, Buy, cat, cat lovers, cat toys, Children’s gifts, childrens toys, family shopping, funny, funny cat videos, humorous toys, kids’ recommendations, Michis, Minecraft, mom, parent advice, parenting tips, pet products, Recommendation, shopping for kids, smp, Thoughts on Michi, toy reviews, toy suggestions

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Items Found:	3160
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is home to the most hilarious and quirky cat named Michi, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, your 12-year-old knows what’s up – Michi is the real star of the show here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves, a skydiving competition with Endermen as your partners, and a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot (because why not?).

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, Michi the cat with the funny face. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

RespawnRapture

Afterlife, afterlife theories, Beliefs, beyond the grave, Consciousness, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, existential questions, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., Metaphysical, near death experiences, philosophical perspectives, Reincarnation, religious views, RespawnRapture, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2016	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	102	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the afterlife is just respawning at your bed? Well, on our server, life after death is a wild ride! Picture this: when you die, you get to party with all the creepers and skeletons in a never-ending dance-off. Plus, the winner gets a diamond sword! Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience and see if you have what it takes to out-dance the undead!

GlacialGrief: EuroMelt

ancient history, archaeological evidence, archaeology, climate change, eastern europe, environmental change, EuroMelt, Europeans, Extinction, GlacialGrief, human migration, hunter gatherers, ice age, Ice Age Europe, Middle to Late Transition, Migration, paleoclimate, Pleniglacial, population decline, population replacement, prehistoric, Western Europe

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3550
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

come join our server and experience the ultimate ice age europeans adventure! climate change is causing chaos and you gotta survive the drastic decline in hunter-gatherers! populations in western europe are going extinct but don’t worry, you can be the hero and save the day! migrate from eastern europe and take over the land with your epic survival skills! build, hunt, and conquer in this wild world where anything can happen! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HexSMP: Where even the creepers are friendlier than your average player

Average, bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Discord, friendlier, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Leveling system, multiplayer, player, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, Website

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5440	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Server Name	HexSMP
Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

Overview

If you’re looking for a unique survival multiplayer server experience, HexSMP is the place to be. With over 100 custom features, a player-driven economy, custom leveling system, and much more, HexSMP offers a fresh and exciting twist on the classic SMP gamemode.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes HexSMP stand out?
Why choose HexSMP?	HexSMP is more than just another server—it’s a vibrant community where creativity and adventure thrive. Regular updates, new features, and an active, welcoming community make HexSMP a top choice for players.
How to earn rare rewards?	Take advantage of the Referral System by referring friends to join HexSMP. Your friends can use the command “/referral [Your Name]” when they join the server, and you can earn exclusive items and bonuses.
How to join HexSMP?	Simply connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today. Visit the website and join the Discord for the latest news, events, and community discussions.

Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

Alternate Realities, bizarre choices, bizarre scenarios, bongland, creative thinking, Cuntville, Decision making, fantasy worlds, hypothetical question, imaginative scenarios, Minecraft, odd choices, outlandish scenarios, own cunt, Server, strange choices, strange hypotheticals, surreal options, thought experiment, unconventional living arrangements, unique situations, unusual living situations, weird hypotheticals

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	108
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

animation, Anime, anime culture, AnimeBoobiesMC, body image, Boobs, bust size, character design, controversy, entertainment industry, Evolution, Fan Service, FANTASY, female representation, gender stereotypes, large bust, Media influence, objectification, Sexualization, smp, societal norms, trend

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	778	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

SisWantsWifeFitz

anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	240
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

Born, Contemplating life, death, Die, embracing mortality, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questions, existential reflection, existentialism, facing mortality, human condition, inevitability, life and death, life purpose, meaning of life, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, nihilism, philosophy, questioning existence, smp, yolocraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	430	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Love Triangle Craft

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Craft, DATING, emotional turmoil, emotions, feelings, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, monogamy, Passion, Polyamory, relationships, Triangle, Trust

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Potions Brewed:	189

Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!

Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

4-day workweek, Citizens, culture, Economy, efficiency, employment, Government, Hardworking, initiative, innovation, Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft, Japan, Labor, mental health, Overtime, policy, productivity, society, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	171	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	3599	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!