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Minecraft SMP: Mia Monday – Two Mouthfuls of Parasaur Pussy Edition

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6256
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the legendary Snoot Mods that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to hug a gator? Well, now you can in our server! Dive into the world of “I Wani Hug That Gator” and experience the thrill of gator hugging like never before.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole archive of fics and art that will make your head spin. From Snootboorus to AI chatbots, we’ve got it all.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover what it’s called when you…uh, well, you know. Just come join us, okay? 😂🐊🎮

Clickity Crafters: Drag Clicking Madness Under $25!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP because your mouse can’t keep up with your drag clicking skills? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience the magic of drag clicking with a mouse that costs less than $25! Not only will you be able to achieve a whopping 16+ cps, but you’ll also be able to summon a diamond armor-wearing llama to fight by your side in battles.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll also receive a enchanted diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. And if that’s not enough, you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle while shooting firework arrows at your foes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate drag clicking warrior of Minecraft!

Crafty Cartel Chaos: The Most Brutal Minecraft Server Ever!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	156479	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have recreated the entire world of the mexican cartels in block form. Build your own drug empire, smuggle goods across borders, and take down rival gangs in epic battles.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground tunnel system where you can transport your illicit goods without getting caught by the authorities. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even raid government compounds to steal valuable resources.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of being a ruthless drug lord in the world of Minecraft. Just be careful, because in this world, anything goes!

AnonCraft: LOLcow Edition

AnonCraft, Anonymity, career, Choices, comfy, Decision making, ebusinessmaxx, Edition, Financial Stability, lolCow, lolcowmaxxing, MONEY, normie life, Peace, personal growth, scalability, self-employment, social media, streamermaxx, Struggling, wage slaving, wfhmaxx, work-life balance

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	598	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

LOLCOWMAXXING: Forget about real life drama, come join our server and become the ultimate lolcow! Watch as your antics entertain the masses and earn you virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams.

SOCIAL MEDIA OR STREAMERMAXX: Why limit yourself to just one platform when you can dominate them all in our Minecraft world? Become a social media sensation or a legendary streamer, the choice is yours!

EBUSINESSMAXX: Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can start your own virtual empire on our server? Sell virtual goods, create a digital dynasty, the possibilities are endless!

NORMIE LIFE WAGE SLAVING: Why settle for a mundane existence when you can escape to our Minecraft server and live a life of adventure and excitement? Wage slaving is so last season, join us and live your best virtual life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your Minecraft life!

Lucky Blocks R Us

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Towns Built:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate Kagster madness!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Kagster appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky fresh?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Kagster Kingdom, where players can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even attend a virtual rave with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server of all time? Come join us and let the Kagster magic take you on a wild ride!

YeehawCraft: The Wild West Adventure!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where creepers ride pigs like they’re at a rodeo, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to duel the Ender Dragon in a rap battle, participate in build-offs where the winner gets a real-life creeper plushie, and even attend virtual block parties hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Don’t be a square, join us today and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Retro Gals Edition

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2359	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than ▶Onolumi◀ where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Join forces with ▶Amiya Aranha◀ and ▶Tomomi Toraya◀ as they battle the evil forces of the Ender Dragon while riding on flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Dive deep into the mines with ▶Kiki◀ and ▶Mozumi Pichi◀ as they search for diamonds and uncover secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples!

Feeling brave? Join ▶Riona◀ and ▶Clauvio◀ as they build the most epic castle in all of Minecraft, complete with a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled dungeon!

And if that’s not enough, team up with ▶Karin◀ and ▶Super Meche◀ to take on the Nether and battle hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water!

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary ▶Yumanea◀ and ▶Yuno Nightingale◀, who are rumored to have tamed the elusive Endermen and ride them into battle like noble steeds!

So what are you waiting for? Join ▶Jorunna◀ and the rest of the crew on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! And remember, always watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than a creeper on a diet of TNT!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6765	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are extra explosive and the diamonds are as rare as finding a unicorn in a desert!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie llamas or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a stick.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and rumor has it he once built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you say “I’m still fucking mad” in the best possible way, then join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChopsticksCraft: China #1 Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the players’ skills! Join us if you’re ready to take on the craziest challenges and conquer the most epic quests.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret diamond mine that led them to unimaginable riches. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist weapon that was OP as hell).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount that players can ride into battle. Imagine charging into a PvP match on the back of a majestic unicorn, leaving your enemies in awe and fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a kike mason, then maybe stay away).

CraftyWarriors – Total LOL General

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Elspeth von Draken herself? Look no further, because our server is more epic than a Total War: Warhammer III gameplay showcase! Join us for battles more intense than a Pharaoh’s curse, with updates hotter than a 4.2.3 hotfix patch. Our server is so legendary, even the older titles on Steam bow down to its greatness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds and emeralds! 🐲🦄💎✨

LOLcraft: Where you’ll laugh so hard you’ll want to kms hahahahhahahah

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	151	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	583	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna kms? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in a zombie apocalypse where the only way to survive was to build a fortress out of diamond blocks and fight off hordes of undead with a chicken sword. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep underground, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper DJs? Or the time when a player discovered a secret unicorn kingdom where the rulers were actually pigs in top hats? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about wanting to kms!