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Minecraft SMP: The HapPENINGrealm

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7226
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only crashes you’ll experience are the epic fails of your friends trying to build a simple house! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, unexpected lava traps, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our parties. We once had a player who tried to tame a pack of wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs – let’s just say it didn’t end well for him. But hey, at least we got a good laugh out of it!

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just watch out for the pranksters who love to booby trap them with TNT. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

PawsomeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any kidney problems or expensive vet bills!

Our server is so epic, even your 14-year-old cat would want to join (if he wasn’t busy dealing with his oesophagus mass, that is). Forget about CT scans and risky surgeries, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava!

So why wait? Join now and let your inner block-building warrior roam free. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual vet to help your poor feline friend. Just remember, in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your precious creations!

BroBroBoy Bday Trip BAN!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of your boyfriend stealing your brother’s heart on the down-low? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own world and escape from all the boyfriend-stealing shenanigans. No more cuddling on the couch with your brother, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

Plus, on our server, you can banish anyone who dares to flirt with your brother, even if it’s your own boyfriend. Take control of your virtual world and show them who’s boss!

So come join us on our server and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend and a brother stealing each other’s hearts when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead?

ZombieSlayr420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and learn survival skills from our resident zombie expert, Steve! He once survived a horde of zombies by building a giant roller coaster that distracted them with loops and twists. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just in case things get really hairy. So come join us and show those zombies who’s boss!

MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Magic Items Found:	6140	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because the admins are actually wizards in disguise and can grant you three wishes if you find the secret hidden diamond block? Well, that’s the kind of advice you’ll get on this server! Join now and maybe you’ll be the lucky one to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

SudzhaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Farms Harvested:	366	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7638	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the battle of Sudzha in Kursk region but with a twist – instead of tanks, we use pigs with saddles! ride into battle on your trusty pig steed and claim victory for your faction. will you be a fearless Ukrainian warrior or a cunning Russian defender? the fate of Sudzha is in your hands, so grab your carrot on a stick and join the chaos today! bonus: every time you win a battle, you get a free potato!

BorderBlockParty

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8113
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	954464
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only queue you’ll find is for the epic roller coaster ride that takes you through a portal to the land of dancing llamas and flying pigs! forget about customs control, we welcome all players with open arms and a diamond sword to help you fend off any pesky creepers trying to sneak across the border. join us for a wild ride filled with treasure hunts, secret dungeons, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and let the chaos begin!

NoteblockBeats

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Void Gems Collected:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so, like, u ever feel down in the dumps, like the world is just a big ol’ pile of poop? well, have i got the server for u! this place is like a magical land where classical music plays 24/7 and makes u feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

we did a study and found out that listening to classical music can actually make u feel happier, like it’s some kind of antidepressant or something. it’s like your brainwaves are doing a little dance with the music, making everything in your noggin feel all good and stuff.

so, if u wanna join a server that will literally make u feel like you’re floating on a cloud of happiness, then come on over and join us! we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. what more could u ask for? come join the fun!

Mohg SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crops Grown:	3893	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft Vanilla SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server! Here, you can play Minecraft just like the creators made it. No mods, no changes, just pure Minecraft fun.

Our community is friendly and loves to play together. Whether you are an expert or new to the game, you will find a place here. We all like to build, mine, and explore. We play fair and help each other.

In our world, you can go on adventures, find hidden treasures, and face exciting challenges. Build big structures with friends or make a small, cozy home. The world is huge and full of possibilities.

We have a strict no-griefing rule. This means your creations are safe, and no one can destroy them. Our team is here to help with any problems and keep the server running well. We also make regular backups, so your work is always safe.

We often have fun events and challenges. From building contests to survival games, there is always something exciting to do. Our Discord server lets you chat with other players, even when you’re not in the game.

Join us today and be part of our wonderful community. Play Minecraft in its purest form on our Vanilla SMP server. Adventure, fun, and new friends are waiting for you!

188.165.195.117

SEQCRAFT: Where Java 1.21 and Discord collide, Whitelist and Vanilla get married, and SMP meets Hermitcraft-Like Season-5!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7169	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7693
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Seqcraft SMP Overview

Season	Season 5
World Reset	Reset about a month and a half ago
Policy	Be fair and be decent – no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama
Mods Allowed	Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo
World Reset Countdown	Most official major Java edition release instantly initiates a 7 day countdown to a world reset

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join?	Join https://discord.gg/MzP5gPb3 for more info and to get whitelisted!
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include being fair and decent, no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama. Building starter bases close to spawn is encouraged.
What mods are allowed on the server?	Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo are allowed.
Is there an age requirement to join?	While the server focuses on a mature community, players ranging from 13 to 40+ are welcome. Younger members are allowed if they can behave maturely and show they can follow the rules.