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PixelFamilyContestGate

AITAH, Community, Contest, eligibility, family, family member, grand Tetons national park, Helpful, Ip:, name.., photo contest, Pictures, PixelFamilyContestGate, pride, Prizes, refusal, Regional, selfish, terms, work

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of family members trying to steal your thunder in photo contests? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will try to enter your pixelated masterpieces under their name. Plus, we have a grand Tetons national park replica for you to explore and take screenshots in, without the drama of family members trying to claim credit for your hard work. Join us now and let your creativity shine, without any shady contest antics!

CringeTeenMC SMP

awkward teenage years, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy actions, cringe-worthy choices, cringe-worthy decisions, cringe-worthy memories, cringe-worthy teenage stories, CringeTeenMC, cringeworthy behavior, cringeworthy moments, cringeworthy situations, cringeworthy teenage antics, cringeworthy teenage mistakes, cringy experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing teenage moments, regretful actions, smp, teenage faux pas, teenage mistakes, teenage regrets, youthful blunders

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4320	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to relive all those cringey teen moments in a virtual world! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing a backflip off a diving board but ended up belly flopping instead? Well, now you can recreate that epic fail in front of all your new virtual friends! And let’s not forget the time you thought it would be cool to dye your hair neon green but ended up looking like a radioactive broccoli. Come join us for a chance to make even more embarrassing memories that you’ll look back on and cringe at for years to come!

WrongCraft: The Unspoken Fails

common mistakes, concealed errors, disregarded misdeeds, Fails, hidden blunders, ignored blunders, ignored missteps, neglected faux pas, overlooked blunders, overlooked errors, silent missteps, social norms, societal faux pas, taboo behaviors, unacknowledged mistakes, unaddressed errors, unnoticed gaffes, unrecognized faults, unspoken, unspoken slip-ups, unspoken taboos, WrongCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6482
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	7152

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone builds their houses the same boring way? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a house out of giant floating pancakes, riding on a llama-drawn roller coaster, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken. Our server is filled with wacky surprises around every corner, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers or a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds.

But that’s not all – our server also has a special feature that allows you to transform into any mob you desire. Want to be a flying pig? Done. How about a zombie with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes? We’ve got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

ballistic missile attack, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, military aggression, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tension, regional instability, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Potions Brewed:	72

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY RUSSIAN MISSILES LIKE KYIV! WE HAVE BLOCKS AND CREEPERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE IN A BUNKER! COME BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THE UKRAINE MISSILES! ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CREEPERSCANTSTOPUS #KYIVWHO

RafahRaidersMC

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, Destruction, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Operation, Rafah, RafahRaidersMC, RETALIATION, rocket launchers, SECURITY, terrorists, violence

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	50	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

omg guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s like a war zone but with blocks!!! we got IDF killing 20 Hamas terrorists in Rafah and destroying rocket launchers aimed at Israel!!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!!! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this crazy battle!!! build your own army and fight for control of the server!!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!!

CraftyClothSlides

#sandals, beachwear, Casual, clothes, comfort, CraftyClothSlides, fashion, flip flops, footwear, leisure, loungewear, lounging, poolside, Relaxation, Slides, slip on, Style, Summer, trendy, vacation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

u wanna join da most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat if u dont join, u might as well be playin wit lego blocks.

we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and cows doin backflips. u think u seen it all? well think again, cuz we got creepers wearin top hats and skeletons breakdancin.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by herobrine himself and granted unlimited diamonds. but beware, the ender dragon is actually a secret agent workin for the llamas.

so come on down and join us, cuz on dis server, slides wouldn’t exist without clothes.

AutismCraft: Follow & Build!

Adults with autism, autism, autism community, autism research, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Autism study, AutismCraft, behavioral patterns, BUILD, Comfort in social interactions, communication difficulties, developmental disorder, follow, Following role, leading role, neurodiversity, Responsive role, sensory processing, social cognition, Social imitation tasks, Social Interaction, Social preferences, Social Skills

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we embrace all players, even those with brain damage! we believe in inclusivity and welcome everyone, no matter their abilities or disabilities.

our server is the perfect place for adults with autism spectrum disorder to thrive and have fun. we understand that sometimes taking on a leading role can be overwhelming, so we encourage players to take a following role instead.

imagine a world where you can just sit back, relax, and let others take the lead. no pressure, no stress, just pure enjoyment. our community is supportive, understanding, and always ready to lend a helping hand.

so come on, join us and experience a minecraft server like no other. let your creativity run wild, make new friends, and most importantly, have a blast! who knew that playing minecraft could be so therapeutic and fun for those with autism? we did! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

atmosphere, contemplation, Contemplative, CraftyCraze, emotions, evocative, feelings, imagination, inspiration, Interpretation, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, mood, Perception, reaction, Reflection, response, Scene, sentiment, Server, Thought-provoking, Thoughts

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	3590

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond chicken nugget as a prize. Or how about a treasure hunt where the loot is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the boss himself while trying not to get roasted by his sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow.

CapRipper Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, bottles, CapRipper, caps, challenge, Consumer, convenience, couplings, Difficult, Environment, Frustration, innovation, manufacturers, Minecraft, packaging, packaging design, Plastic, recycling, Ripping, smp, Struggle, Technology, Waste

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of struggling to open bottles because of those pesky plastic couplings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the solution to all your bottle-opening problems! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil plastic bottle manufacturers who are trying to thwart your thirst-quenching efforts. With epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who share your struggle, this SMP will have you laughing and crying (mostly from laughter) as you conquer the bottle-opening world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those plastic couplings who’s boss!

TipWars Minecraft Server

Argument, attitude, bad service, Boyfriend, customer service, dining out, former waitress, long wait, Minecraft, morality, restaurant experience, rushed service, Server, server pay, Texas Roadhouse, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping policy, tips earned, TipWars, waitress, wrong order

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6646	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a Texas Roadhouse skillet? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like waiting 30 minutes for a drink at a restaurant. Our waitresses may have attitudes, but at least they won’t rush you like our players rush to build their bases. And don’t worry about tipping, because on this server, the only tips you’ll need are for building the best structures. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pack up your blocks in less than 10 minutes, because things move fast around here!