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Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

analog sticks, button layout, Controllers, design, dogshit, Durability, Ergonomics, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, gaming peripherals, innovation, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, Nowadays, Quality, responsiveness, smp, Technology, triggers, usability, user experience, video games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

MommaCraft: No Entry for Grandma

blocked number, Boundaries, Cheating, compromise, cutting off, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, entry, Family issues, forgiveness, gift, Grandma, high T levels, infertility, mean, MommaCraft, narcissistic mother, no contact, PCOS, UNFAIR, visitation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of narcissistic parents and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with family members who refuse to apologize for their wrongdoings, just like our players who have cut off their toxic relatives.

Embark on quests and build your own virtual family with other players who understand the struggle of setting boundaries and dealing with difficult family dynamics.

Our server is a safe space where you can create your own rules and enforce them, just like how we enforce hand-washing and no-kissing policies for our in-game babies.

So come on in, block that toxic family member from your life (and your server), and let’s build a better, drama-free world together! Remember, in this server, you’re the one in control – no apologies needed!

BlockyBeliefs: FutureFacepalms

accepted practices, BlockyBeliefs, changing perspectives, common belief, cultural critique, cultural norms, ethical boundaries, ethical standards, future generations, FutureFacepalms, historical context, moral compass, Moral values, social standards, societal behavior, societal change, societal critique, societal development, societal evolution, societal norms, societal progress, societal reflection

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Imagine a world where people thought it was okay to NOT join our epic Minecraft server! In 50 years, they’ll look back and wonder how anyone could resist the temptation of our server’s awesomeness. We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Don’t be left in the past, join us now and be a part of history in the making!

CollideSMP

Adventure, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Explore, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Redstone, server hosting, Servers, smp, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	3626	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

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colidesmp.net:26935

ShadeMC

activities, alliances, Challenging, community forums, configurations, Connect, Custom Plugins, dynamic, Economy, Events, gameplay, LifeSteal, Minecraft, participate, PvP, Server, ShadeMC, Website

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Shade MC is a Minecraft Lifesteal server that focuses on the Lifesteal game mode, where players can gain hearts from others by defeating them in PvP (player-versus-player) combat. The server features various custom plugins and configurations to enhance gameplay, making the Lifesteal experience more engaging and competitive. Players can join, form alliances, and participate in various events and activities designed to create a dynamic and challenging environment. If you’re interested in joining or learning more, you might want to visit the server’s website or community forums for details on how to connect and participate.

Play.shademc.in:19132

Total Anarchy – Chaos, Creepers, and Craziness, Oh My!

2011, Anarchy, balance, Bans, building, Chaos, Community, Craziness, Creative, CREEPERS, Destruction, Dupe, gameplay, Griefing, Hack, Minecraft, Mods, obsessions, Protection, rules, Server, small server, Survival, TOTAL

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4476
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	66.70.181.96:25615
Description	Total Anarchy is an actual anarchy server. No rules, no mods, no bans. Nothing to restrict you from doing what you want. Hack to your hearts content, dupe everything you own, do anything. Its what joining a small minecraft server was in 2011 before everyone was obsessed with protecting everything they did, when people understood minecraft was just as much of a building game as it was about destruction. Find the perfect balance here, at Total Anarchy

Server IP

66.70.181.96:25615

Description

Total Anarchy is an actual anarchy server. No rules, no mods, no bans. Nothing to restrict you from doing what you want. Hack to your hearts content, dupe everything you own, do anything. Its what joining a small minecraft server was in 2011 before everyone was obsessed with protecting everything they did, when people understood minecraft was just as much of a building game as it was about destruction. Find the perfect balance here, at Total Anarchy

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on Total Anarchy. Players are free to do as they please.
Are there any mods on the server?	No, there are no mods on Total Anarchy. It is a pure vanilla experience.
Can I hack or cheat on the server?	Yes, hacking and cheating are allowed on the server. Players are free to use any means to achieve their goals.
Is there any protection for my builds or items?	No, there is no protection for builds or items. Players should be prepared for potential theft or destruction.
Can I play with friends on the server?	Yes, you can invite friends to join you on Total Anarchy. However, be aware that they may also engage in anarchic behavior.

Belgium Bites Minecraft Server

Belgium, Bites, Conflict, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Europeans, hate, History, Jealousy, little guys, Minecraft, misconceptions, nationalism, Peace, Politics, prejudice, Rivalry, Server, solidarity, Stereotypes, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out the truth behind the age-old European beef with Belgium! Rumor has it that the Belgians once stole all the waffles in Europe and hid them in their secret underground waffle bunker. Will you be the one to uncover the delicious truth? Plus, our server has a special mini-game where you can reenact the great waffle heist of 1827 – just watch out for the syrup traps! So come on, join us and help solve the mystery of why Europeans hate Belgium so much – it’s waffle-y important!

The Spacey Minecraft SMP

2024.., Conspiracy, controversial, date, death, destiny, end of era, end of presidency, end times, fate, future event, headline, Minecraft, News, plan C, Politics, prediction, president, Prophecy, September 26th, smp, spacey, speculation, trump

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Join our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wildest conspiracy theories unfold! Rumor has it that Trump’s fate is tied to the outcome of our epic PvP battles – will he survive or meet his demise on September 26th, 2024? Join now to find out and maybe even alter the course of history with your mad building skills and strategic gameplay. Who knows, you might even uncover plan D, E, or F! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure – join us today!

RespawnRxDenied

10. Lack of blood transfusions, 11. Lack of pain management, 12. Lack of diagnostic tools, 13. Lack of emergency care, 14. Lack of access to healthcare, 15. Lack of clean water, 16. Lack of nutrition, 17. Lack of mental health treatment, 18. Lack of maternal care, 19. Lack of dental care, 2. Infectious diseases, 20. Lack of cancer treatments., 3. Poor sanitation, 4. Lack of vaccinations, 5. Epidemics, 6. Lack of surgical procedures, 7. Lack of anesthesia, 8. Lack of knowledge about germs, 9. Lack of medical equipment, Lack of antibiotics, RespawnRxDenied

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Emeralds Found:	9187	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

If you lived in a time before modern medicine, chances are you would have been taken out by a sneaky creeper explosion or a vicious zombie horde on our Minecraft server. But fear not, for our server offers the ultimate protection against all Minecraft-related ailments! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only cure for a broken leg is a bucket of milk and the only remedy for a spider bite is a diamond sword. Don’t let a lack of antibiotics hold you back from joining our server and conquering the virtual world with your fellow players! Who needs modern medicine when you have enchanted golden apples and potions of healing at your disposal? So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the dangers of the Minecraft world without the help of modern medicine!

UkraineWithdrawalCraft

Conflict, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, poll, public opinion, russia, sanctions, Support, survey, Troops, Ukraine, UkraineWithdrawalCraft, Vladimir Putin, Withdrawal

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where 49% of russians support withdrawal of troops from ukraine! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even putin himself is like “daaaamn, i gotta play on that server!” we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the most epic loot you’ll ever find in a minecraft server. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a russian army taking over the world (in a totally non-political way, of course). so come on, comrade, join us and let’s conquer minecraft together! da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da