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The KWABOTY Paradox Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down or making all the cows in the area break out into a synchronized dance. Can you outwit this spectral trickster?

3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start dancing to disco music. It’s a sight to behold, but be careful not to get caught in their leafy conga line!

4. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a llama into battle. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless booty?

So come join our server and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next KWABOTY winner for surviving all the insanity we have to offer.

BondCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, BondCraft, bonding in humans, conditions, design, destroy, Destroyed, happen, hitler, humans, Jews, Minecraft, Nature, Once, Pair bonding, Phenomenon, ruined, save us, Server, SIMILAR, society, tried, Virgins

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	4503	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Votes:	1937	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pair bonding? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where virgins can only bond once and the Jews are out to ruin it all. But fear not, because Hitler is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and wacky adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!

BruceCampbellSMPWinker

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	3686	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of being unfairly shunned like Bruce Campbell? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and cartoonish! Join us and show off your best winking at the audience style performances while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who was obsessed with building giant statues of chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken ghost and claim their creations as your own?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional chicken ghost). Join now and let your inner Bruce Campbell shine!

Momma Drama Craft

Birthday Party, Craft, Drama, family celebration, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family feud, family gatherings, Family issues, family relationships, family tension, family unity, Momma, sibling rivalry

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Items Found:	3913	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Votes:	4103	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

So, like, my nephew had this totally epic birthday party on this Minecraft server that is off the charts! I didn’t go because his mom (my brother’s wife) is like, so not cool with me. But let me tell you, if I had gone, it would have been a total blast!

I heard that on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens. And if you win, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs! How insane is that?!

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe a little family tension, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScamCraft SMP: Fool’s Gold Mine

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us for a chance to battle against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the grass into lava. But don’t worry, we have a team of fearless llamas who are ready to fight alongside you and protect the land from these feathered fiends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight? Just be careful not to crash into any trees or you might end up with a face full of leaves.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of Minecraft mayhem.

PixelPotionCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	8775
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Do you miss the days of sipping on a Crystal Pepsi while playing with your Tamagotchi? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! We offer a virtual time machine where you can relive all your favorite discontinued products in pixelated glory. From Surge soda to Dunkaroos, we’ve got it all! Join now and experience a blast from the past like never before. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with all the nostalgic goodies you miss?

CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ LIKE VENEZUELA’S TOP COURT IS ALL UP IN HERE SAYIN OPPOSITION DIDN’T BRING THE PROOF, BUT WHO CARES BOUT THAT, WE JUST WANNA BUILD AND MINE AND HAVE FUN! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, U WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY MEMORIES TOGETHER! #LOLZ #MINECRAFTFUN #SECRETBASES

Zelensky’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Farms Harvested:	287	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we push war into the aggressor’s territory just like Zelensky! we have crazy battles and intense PvP action that will make your head spin like a chicken on a rollercoaster! join us and become a warrior in the virtual world, fighting for glory and honor (and maybe some diamonds too)! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show everyone who’s boss in this wild and wacky world of blocky adventures!

Memento SMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Welcome to play.mementosmp.com! Start in a stunning spawn and dive into unique features like custom enchantments, exciting crates, and 20 custom menus. Face off against unique mobs, complete 70 quests, and customize your experience with tool skins and emotes. Enjoy streamlined repairs, adopt pets, and trade items. Explore diverse biomes, mine resources, and tackle thrilling dungeons. Join us for endless adventures and a vibrant community!

play.mementosmp.com:50631

Edge of the Forest

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3

You’ve reached the Edge of the Forest – A brand NEW Factions server!

⇨ Create your own Faction! Forge Alliances! ⇨ Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power! ⇨ Ignite Revolutions and found your new Empire! ⇨ Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows! ⇨ Be a neutral and Peaceful Faction striving to achieve Peace!

With endless Possibilities the Choice is yours to make!

Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers!

Server Version: Java 1.18.2 Whitelist: No

edgeoftheforest.apexmc.co

V For Vodka – Where the Only Thing Getting Reset Is Our Sobriety!

border, Chat, Cheating, Community, Dedicated, DOXING, finland, Griefing, java, killing, moderated, permanent ban, Reset, rules, semi anarchy, smp, Sobriety, temp ban, Vanilla, Vodka, world

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server Information

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info

World Border	30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA/Sethome	No
Griefing/Killing	Allowed
Duping	Not allowed (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense