paracord knife – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

SisBoyfriendSlayedAtDinner
Apologize.., Argument, career, DATING, Demand, Dinner, EMBARRASSING, engaged, family, Fiance, Financial Stability, House, JOKE, parents, rich guys, rude boyfriend, SisBoyfriendSlayedAtDinner, sister, Wedding, Women
🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you for your financial status! We don’t care if you’re dating a millionaire or living off ramen noodles, as long as you bring your A-game to building epic structures and surviving in the wild!
We’ve got drama too, just like this crazy story where a player got kicked out of a Minecraft wedding for spilling tea on the groom’s diamond armor! 😂 But hey, who needs a wedding when you can have block parties and creeper fireworks on our server?
So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing you need to apologize for is not joining sooner! 😉 #MinecraftMadness

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Trumpageddon Funland
British, CELEBRATIONS, controversial, Cultural differences, current events, death, FUNLAND, future events, History, margaret thatcher, polarizing leaders, Politics, president, public figures, public reaction, social media, speculation, street parties, trump, Trumpageddon, united states, US
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be when Trump finally kicks the bucket! Imagine the chaos and madness that will ensue as players build statues of Trump only to blow them up in celebration! Join us for the ultimate party when the time comes and let’s make Minecraft great again…in a totally ridiculous and hilarious way!

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SnowballFightCraft
bloomberg, confiscation, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Economy, EU, european union, finance, financial crime, foreign policy, frozen assets, global economy, international relations, money laundering, Politics, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, SnowballFightCraft, Vladimir Putin
lol imagine if u were playin on this minecraft server and u found out the EU was tryna confiscate part of russia’s $280 BILLION like wut even is happenin. come join our server for all the crazy drama and chaos u could ever want. who knows, maybe u’ll stumble upon some hidden treasure or start a war between nations. anything can happen on this wild ride of a server. so come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

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Farmers vs. HPAIV: Risk Perception & Biosecurity
agricultural practices, animal health, avian influenza, biosecurity, biosecurity measures, biosecurity protocols, bird flu, disease prevention, farm biosecurity., farm management, farm managers, Farmers, HPAIV, infectious diseases, Perception, poultry industry, qualitative analysis, qualitative research, Qualitative studies, Risk, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, UK poultry farms
so, like, u know how chickens can be, like, super sketchy sometimes? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! our chickens are actually undercover agents for the government, trying to stop the spread of HPAIV (that’s high pathogenic avian influenza for all u non-scientific peeps).
join our server and help us protect the world from this deadly virus! but be warned, the chickens are not to be trusted. they may look cute and innocent, but they are actually plotting against us. it’s a real-life chicken conspiracy, and only you can stop it!
so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of farm management in the face of a global pandemic. who knew minecraft could be so intense? join us now and show those chickens who’s boss!

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NAConflicts
Abilities, alliances, Builder, Businesses, Challenges, Community, Earth, Economy, Empire, Exploration, Nations, Perks, Progression, Quests, Resources, ruins, Secrets, Survival, Tools, Towny, Trade
Looking for a fresh survival experience with depth, challenge, and community? Our 1:88-scale North America map lets you claim real-world locations, build nations, and forge history using Towny. With a balanced economy, custom quests, and tiered progression, there’s always something to strive for.
Dynamic Towny System – Claim land, form alliances, and grow your empire. Custom Progression – Unlock new abilities, tools, and perks as you play. Engaging Economy – Trade, establish businesses, and control key resources. Unique Challenges & Quests – Explore ruins, and uncover secrets. Active Community & Fair Staff – Join a thriving server built for fair play and fun.
Whether you’re a builder, trader, warrior, or explorer, this server offers something for you. Join today and carve your legacy!
play.naconflicts.us:25694

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Oldcapt MC
Claim Land, crossplay, Economy, Jobs, Keep EXP & Inventory, Minecraft, Oldcapt MC, Player shop, Quest, Server, Shop, Survival, terraform, Version 1.21.
OLDCAPT MC
SURVIVAL ECONOMY server version base [1.21]
but this server was crossplay with any version! Feature : – Economy – Shop – Player Shop – Claim Land – Keep EXP & Inventory – Jobs – Quest – World was generate by Terraform
oldcapt.xyz

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Sky Duct Tape Craft 1.20.6
1.20.6, aircraft, aircraft repairs, airplane maintenance, airplane repairs, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety, Craft, Creative Solutions, DIY fixes, Duct, duct tape hacks, duct tape innovation, duct taping planes, Engineering, funny tweets, internet trends, Matt Wallace, SKY, social media, tape, travel, twitter, viral content, viral tweet
Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know they be duct taping planes together like some kind of crazy DIY project gone wrong. But hey, that just means the creativity level is off the charts here! Who needs proper materials when you can just slap some duct tape on it, amirite?
And let me tell you, the chaos and madness on this server is next level. It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride where you never know what’s gonna happen next. One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next minute you’re being chased by a horde of zombie chickens. It’s pure insanity, but in the best way possible.
Plus, the community here is absolutely bonkers. You’ll meet all kinds of characters, from deranged builders to wacky redstone engineers. It’s like a circus, but with pixelated blocks. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will make you question your sanity, this is the server for you. Just don’t forget to bring your duct tape!

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SmoothieCraft Minecraft Server
#impatience, anger, Blending, Communication, compromise, Cooking, disagreement, Expectations, Frustration, Gratitude, Honey, husband, microwave, Minecraft, patience, relationship, Server, smoothie, SmoothieCraft, unappreciated, ungrateful, Wife
Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for making smoothies the wrong way? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all smoothie-making techniques, whether you microwave the honey or dissolve it in water first.
Our server is a safe haven for all smoothie enthusiasts, where you can blend to your heart’s content without fear of judgment. Plus, we have a strict “no blender overloading” policy to prevent any unnecessary smoothie-related meltdowns.
So come join us on this wild Minecraft adventure, where smoothies are made with love and understanding. Who knows, you might even find a fellow smoothie connoisseur to share recipes with!

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GriefedAndGropedLOL
body image, BODYGUARD, Confidence, dismissal, Drama, Exercise, friendship, GriefedAndGropedLOL, Groping, gym, hurt feelings, Insecurity, intervention, Lifestyle, male attention, meme, mutual friends, social media, Support, thick skin, UNCOMFORTABLE
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value all shapes and sizes! Unlike in the real world, here you won’t be judged based on your appearance. Whether you’re slim, curvy, or as sturdy as a fridge, you are welcome to join our community.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your trusty sword. And don’t worry, there are no body-shaming memes here – only good vibes and fun times.
So come on in and show off your unique style. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like L did with that guy at the party. Just remember, on this server, everyone is a snack – even the fridge!

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FashionablyLateMC SMP
always behind schedule, always running late, chronic lateness, chronic lateness habits, constantly late, constantly running behind, FashionablyLateMC, habitual lateness, lack of punctuality, late arrivals, late for appointments., late for everything, Latecomers, never arriving on time, never on time, People who are always late, procrastination, punctuality issues, smp, tardiness, time management problems, time management struggles
Hey guys, so like, you totally need to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground club where we only wear pink leather armor and ride pigs into battle. It’s like, totally insane but also super fun, you know? Plus, we have this legendary player who can build a house out of diamonds in like, 5 seconds flat. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon. So if you’re always late to stuff, like, come join us and be fashionably late to all our crazy shenanigans!

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