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Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	7819
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

16282603, 4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Builder, digital communication, forum, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet humor, internet phenomenon, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, smp, social media, trolling, viral content

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	731	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magic Items Found:	5921
Void Gems Collected:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1503
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5750
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	1160	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7520
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud