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Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

action, chink devs, Deliver, Delta, Delta force, Development, Expectations, Feedback, First-Person, force, Gaming Community, good maps, Hawk, Military, Minecraft, multiplayer, Ops, Potential, potential for success, Server, Shooter, spread system, tactical, Tuah, Tuah Ops, video game

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	209	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	127
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	279
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ores Mined:	4782
Chimeras Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Towns Built:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8508	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

kriegcraft.com:25569

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

15.204.60.178:25570

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	1735
Ores Mined:	9850	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.