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CreeperSaidUrHouseIsUgly

BETRAYAL, blunt, Brutal, callous, CreeperSaidUrHouseIsUgly, Cutting, DISRESPECTFUL, Harsh, Heartless, Honesty, hurtful, insensitive, PAINFUL, Raw, reality check, Rude, Truth, uncaring., unkind

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Emeralds Found:	2959
Magic Items Found:	3818	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	139	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Are you tired of getting roasted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only disrespect you’ll face is getting your house blown up by a creeper! Who needs hurtful truths when you can have explosive surprises instead? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit. So why dwell on harsh realities when you can escape to a world where the only insults are from your fellow players teabagging your pixelated grave? Join now and let the madness begin!

RoboTalkCraft

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Communication, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human interaction, human-like robots, humanoid robots, innovation, machine learning, programming, robot voice, RoboTalkCraft, robotics, robotics development, Sci Fi, Technology, voice modulation, voice recognition

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	5051	Royal Courts Attended:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the robots are the ones in charge, man. like, they’re all walking around with their robot voices and stuff, but get this – they only use the robot voice if you ask them to! it’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in minecraft form. join our server and witness the chaos as the robots take over and we all have to communicate in robot voices. it’s a wild ride, dude. come join the fun and see where the future of minecraft is headed – with robots ruling the land!

EmbryoCraft: Birth Defect Edition

abnormalities, biology, Birth, birth defects, Congenital, Defect, Defects, early stages, Edition, EmbryoCraft, embryonic development, genetics, Healthcare, medical imaging, Medical research, Observation, prenatal, real time imaging, research, scientific breakthrough, study, Technology, Video, Visualization

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Buildings Constructed:	40	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and create things? well, on this server, we are like, creating LIFE. we have these crazy scientists who are like, watching embryos grow in real time. it’s like, watching a baby chicken hatch but like, on steroids. join our server to witness the miracle of life in blocky form. who needs to build houses when u can watch baby creepers being born, amirite? come join us for a truly unique minecraft experience.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

“homophobia awareness”, Bigotry, BlockyBanter, discrimination, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, Homophobia, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, marginalized communities, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1749	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Potions Brewed:	184

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a carrot, or mining for diamonds while riding a flying pig.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode, because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening all around them. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away.

So why are faggots so disgusting? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re a boring old blockhead).

SideHustleCrafts Minecraft Server

entrepreneurial, extra income, freelance, general, gig economy, Minecraft, part time job, self-employment, Server, side gig, side gig challenges, side gig fulfillment, side gig growth, side gig ideas, side gig motivation, side gig progress, side gig satisfaction, side gig success, side gig tips, side hustle, side job, SideHustleCrafts, Small Business

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Looking for a side-gig that doesn’t involve selling your kidney on the black market? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out free hugs.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring side-gig behind and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of popcorn for the show.

KidCraft Minecraft Server

age and children, age to have kids, biological clock, child rearing, children, family dynamics, family life, Family Planning, fertility, future planning, having kids, ideal age, KidCraft, Life decisions, Minecraft, opinion, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, Server, societal expectations, starting a family, timing of parenthood

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow unicorns, and building a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

As for the ideal age to have kids, well, on our server, the answer is simple – whenever your pet zombie pigman decides it’s time to settle down and start a family! So grab your diamond pickaxe and come join the fun – you won’t regret it!

KissCraft: The Ultimate Smooch Spot

Affection, back, cheek, collarbone, desire, earlobe, favourite place, forehead, Hands, INTIMATE, KissCraft, KISSED, Lips, love, NECK, Passion, romance, Sensual, shoulder, Smooch, spot, stomach, thighs, Ultimate

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	87	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be kissed…I mean, the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as passionate about Minecraft as they are about choosing their favorite place to be kissed. From building towering castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

KosherCraft: Minister’s Car Attack

anger, Attack, CAR, Conflict, controversy, current events, demonstration, extremism, Government, Israel, Israeli minister, Jewish, KosherCraft, military draft, MINISTERS, News, Orthodox Judaism, Protesters, Religious, Ruling, ultra-Orthodox, violence

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6280
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9

come join our minecraft server where ultra-orthodox jewish protesters ride pigs and throw matzah at each other in a wild frenzy! we even have a special event where players can attack israeli ministers’ cars with diamond swords while shouting “shabbat shalom!” join now for a truly unique and chaotic experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

BobBarkerKisses

animal rights activist, Beloved, Bob Barker, BobBarkerKisses, FAMOUS, game show host, game show legend, History, iconic, iconic mustache, kissable, legend, long-running, memorable, most kissed man, Philanthropist, Retirement, television icon, television personality, The Price is Right

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5299
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Towns Built:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead! We have a secret underground dance party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of a jukebox playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.

If you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. And guess what? Bob Barker himself will personally greet you at spawn and give you a virtual high five. He’s probably the most kissed man in history, so you know he’s legit.

Oh, and did I mention we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a water slide that leads you straight into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, come on and join us on this crazy adventure! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Forsakens

action-packed, Bosses, challenging mobs, combat system, community-driven, Dungeons, Economy, elden ring, epic adventure, Exploration, FANTASY, Hardcore, immersive experience, Loot, Magic, MCMMO, multiplayer, open world, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, role playing, Roleplay, RPG, Secrets

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7550	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Forsakens invites you to explore a vast and wonderful world in our RPG server, inspired by Elden Ring. Enjoy a unique and challenging combat system, face unique and difficult mobs, and delve into exciting dungeons full of secrets and rewards. Live an epic adventure in a captivating, action-packed environment.

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