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LaughCraft: Where Fun Facts Come to Life

amusement, BIZARRE, Chuckle, Entertainment, fact, facts, Fun, fun fact, Giggle, humor, INTERESTING, JOKE, LAUGH, LaughCraft, Life, never seen before, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, Smile, Trivia, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4419
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell dad jokes.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden nuggets and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. we also have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies bust a move to thriller.

our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. so what you waiting for? come join the madness and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Prosper SMP: Where Vanilla is the only flavor – we have Discord, Dynmap, and lots of banter! Join us now, no whitelist needed!

Anarchy, banter, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Dynmap, flavor, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, Lots, Mature, Minecraft, Needed, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Vanilla, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a strong community that has been together for years. We have a Discord server as well, where members play a variety of games together.
Community	Welcoming to new members, dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals, major build projects underway, friendly and mature community.
Rules	Light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players.
Discord	All members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server. Join Discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been together for the past few years.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Are there any rules on the server?	We have light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the Discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord to join the server. Join Discord here.

TitanCraft Minecraft Server

action RPG, ancient egypt, ancient greece, Character customization, Classic Game, diablo like, gameplay mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, Hack and Slash, isometric view, Loot, loot grind, Minecraft, multiplayer, pc game, RPG, Server, skill trees, Titan bosses, titan quest, titancraft, video game

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Oh, forget about Titan Quest, come join our Minecraft server where you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Block of Power! Rumor has it that whoever possesses this block gains the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or trolls – they’ll be turned into harmless bunnies! So why waste your time on Titan Quest when you can join us and become the ultimate block-busting hero of the Minecraft universe?

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

1 Corinthians 12:13, anti-racism, Baptism, biblical teachings, choose one, Christian, contradictions in beliefs, equality, foreigner rights, Galatians 3:28, Holycraft, inclusive Christianity, Leviticus 19:33-34, love thy neighbor, Minecraft, No Discrimination, one body, racist, Romans 10:12-13, Server, spiritual unity, unity in Christ

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the teachings of the Bible in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join us as we build a virtual world where there is no discrimination based on race, gender, or background. Just like in the Bible, we believe in unity and love for all players, whether you’re a Jew, Gentile, slave, free, or even a creeper!

Our server is a place where you can drink the spirit of Minecraft and be baptized in the glory of blocky goodness. We even have a special potion that turns you into a diamond armor-wearing angel – trust us, it’s a game-changer!

And don’t worry about being mistreated as a foreigner in our land, because we treat everyone like family. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and plenty of virtual hugs.

So come join us on our server, where the Lord of all blocks blesses you with endless adventures and where everyone who calls on the name of Steve will be saved from boring gameplay. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

FanCraft420

apartment living, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, fan use, FanCraft420, heat intolerance, hot climate, nighttime heat, noise sensitivity, Overheating, pedestal fan, personal comfort, Prozac side effects, roommate complaints, roommate conflict, roommates, sleep disturbance, thermostat setting

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	1880
Potions Brewed:	134	Void Armor Forged:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the heat and turn it up a notch! If you’re tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle a little fan noise, then this is the server for you.

Join us and build your own virtual fan to cool down your blocky avatar whenever you please. No judgment here, just cool vibes and even cooler temperatures. Who needs real roommates when you can have virtual ones who understand your need for a constant breeze?

Don’t strip down to your underwear in-game though, that might get you banned for inappropriate block behavior. Stick to the fan and keep your cool, literally. So come on in and let’s chill together in this Minecraft world where the only thing heating up is your creativity!

FiredUpMC Server: Newbies Beware!

BEWARE, company culture, dismissal, Employee, FIRED, FiredUpMC, Hiring, HR, Job, job performance, job probation, job security, Management, new coworker, Newbies, Performance, probation, Server, team dynamics, Termination, termination process, turnover, Workplace, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Items Found:	3297
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Have you ever seen a new coworker get fired faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be building, mining, and crafting faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected firings (of in-game characters, of course). So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive longer than the last guy who tried to build a house out of TNT!

CraftyGesturesLOL

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, Caring, Communication, CraftyGesturesLOL, emotional connection, gestures of love, Intimacy, Kindness, love, Men, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, romance, showing love, small gestures, Support, Surprises, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel loved and appreciated? Look no further! Our server is filled with small gestures that men love, aside from the obvious ones like getting a massage or a bj.

Join our server and experience the joy of having virtual hugs from friendly creepers, receiving compliments from zombie pigmen, and getting surprise gifts from Endermen! Our community is dedicated to making you feel special in the most unexpected ways.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who are experts in giving compliments and boosting your self-esteem. Who knew that chickens could be so supportive?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the love and laughter that awaits you. Who needs a massage when you have virtual hugs from creepers, am I right?

CraftyNorway Minecraft Server

$56 billion, CEO compensation, compensation committee, corporate governance, CraftyNorway, electric vehicles, environmental impact, ethical investing, executive bonuses, executive pay, long-term incentives, Minecraft, Musk, norway, pay package, renewable energy, responsible investing, Server, shareholder vote, sustainable investing, tesla, Vote, wealth fund

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Elon Musk levels of rich? well, this server is so ballin’ that even the Norway wealth fund is gonna vote against it! can you believe that? they’re probably just jealous of all the diamonds and emeralds we have in our virtual world.

join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.

so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Norway wealth funds when you have a minecraft server this epic? let’s get mining, crafting, and trolling like there’s no tomorrow!

HostageHeroesMC

American unit, Assisted, cooperation, crisis management., hostage rescue, hostage situation, HostageHeroesMC, intelligence, intervention, Military, Mission, Operation, operation success, Report, rescue mission, security operation, special forces, strategy, Successful, tactical, teamwork

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

so, like, u know how u get bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring quests and stuff? well, u gotta join this server, cuz like, we got american units helping us with hostage rescues and stuff. like, how cool is that? imagine playing minecraft and then suddenly u gotta save a hostage with the help of the american army. it’s like a real-life mission, but in minecraft. u gotta join this server, cuz u never know when u might be called to save the day with the american unit. plus, we got like, super cool weapons and vehicles that u can use to complete ur missions. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in minecraft!

ClockworkCraft

Accuracy, broken clock, chronometer, ClockworkCraft, hands of time, INCONSISTENCY, malfunction, malfunctioning clock, mechanical error, Precision, punctuality, Reliability, Repetition, right twice a day, Temporal, Ticking, Time, timekeeping, timepiece, working clock, wrong the whole day

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the admins are all unicorns who poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, for realz, they give u a pet dragon that farts out fireballs to protect ur base.

also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that plays dubstep music 24/7. and if u find the secret hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible.

oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed in tuxedos and tophats? it’s like a fancy party every time u go out to fight them.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe ur sanity. but who needs that anyway, amirite?