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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 1485 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
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oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.