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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 606 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2878 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 7551 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)