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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2950 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 7230 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we don’t even use money, bro! That’s right, no need to worry about them pesky diamonds or emeralds, just build and chill, man.
And get this, our civilization is so lit that we don’t even know what planned obsolescence is! We make stuff to last FOREVER, like seriously, you could build a dirt hut and it would still be standing strong in 100 years. It’s like we’re the Avengers of Minecraft, but without all the drama and spandex.
So come join us, where the blocks are always fresh and the creepers are always creepin’. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you experience the madness that is our server. Let’s get building, baby!
