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NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

CraftyRejects

10. Tried and rejected, 11. Disliked instantly, 12. Instant disinterest, 13. Tried and hated, 14. Quick rejection, 15. Instantly knew, 16. Not my cup of tea, 17. Instantly disliked, 18. Tried once, 19. Instantly turned off, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Quick disapproval., 3. Failed attempt, 4. One and done, 5. Regretful experience, 6. Quick realization, 7. Instant aversion, 8. Not my thing, 9. Immediate turn-off, CraftyRejects, not for me

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

CraftyHalalCafe

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Divine Spears Created:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

MenacePixelmon

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, craftables, Economy, gameplay, Gyms, Jobs, Minecraft, mmorpg, Modded, Mods, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, Server, Spawners, Survival, Teams

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Survival Horizons

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Enchantments Applied:	163
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

mc.survivalhorizons.net

Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Towns Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons now loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
What mods are included in the server?	Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

advice, Allowed, Choices, decision, emotions, Experience, Intimacy, judgment, life lessons, Men, Personal, perspective, Prostitute, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, sex, societal norms, stigma, villagers, VIRGINITY

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	146
Villages Defended:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!