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LottoCraft: Rarer Than Diamonds!

analogy, chance, comparison, diamonds, exaggeration, Expectation, gambling, hype, Lottery, LottoCraft, LUCK, Numbers, Odds, Perception, Popular, Probability, rare, rarer, Saying, scarcity, statistics, ticket, winning

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7862	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

lol this server is like finding a diamond block in a stack of dirt, except way more fun cuz you get to punch creepers in the face. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies. we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing sunglasses. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. come join us for a wild ride that’s rarer than finding a unicorn in a field of rainbows!

Minecraft on EpiCraft

1.20, Adventure World, Community Events, Custom, Custom Plugins, Epicraft, free, Javabedrock, Mental Health Aware, Minecraf, Minecraft, No Resets, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, Prison, Safe, Skills, smp, Survival, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Towns Built:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7059	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

EpiCraft [SMP] {Survival} {Adventure World} {Custom Plugins} {Weekly Challenges} {Skills} {Community Events} {Optional PvP} {NO Whitelist} {NO Resets} {1.20+} {Java+Bedrock} {Mental Health Aware}

Hi all. Some of you might reminisce about the 2012’s and fond memories of a Golden Age.

I’m hosting an Epic Reunion atm and looking for old and new retrocrafters from that and beyond.

Help us get started together.

Ps. The network needs testers and some links aren’t branded. That means premium items are free.

Ip play.epicraftmc.com

Bedrock only port 25565

See u there!

play.epicraftmc.com

Minecraft server: Mario’s Block Party

BLOCK, childhood games, classic games, gaming classics, gaming collection, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming relics, Mario, mario bros, Mario memories, Marios, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, old school gaming, Party, retro collection, retro gaming, Server, throwback gaming, trashcan collection, video games, vintage video games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired content? Well, look no further because our server is like a dumpster fire of awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and fight off hordes of evil chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!

CraftyDevs Minecraft Server: “Lies to Faces”

broken trust, communication breakdown, community management, CraftyDevs, customer satisfaction, customer service, Deception, developer accountability, dishonesty, faces, false promises, game development, gamedevs, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Lies, lying.., Minecraft, player feedback, player loyalty, player relations, Server, Support, trust issues, unethical behavior

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Emeralds Found:	3861	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of gamedevs lying to your face? Join our Minecraft server where the only lies you’ll hear are from the sneaky creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is so honest, even the pigs tell the truth (well, most of the time). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond cave, you’ll uncover the truth about why gamedevs lie in the first place. So come join us and uncover the ultimate conspiracy in the world of Minecraft!

GrannyCraft: No Regrets

10 years, acceptance, bad mouthing, Cultural differences, DATING, distance issues, DOCTORS, dying wish, family, grandmother, GrannyCraft, health, inner circle, Marriage, Minority, only child, refusal, regrets, relationships, slavic, traditional views

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as fighting off creepers! Join us for a grand adventure filled with crazy relatives, cultural clashes, and forbidden love stories.

Are you ready to navigate through the treacherous waters of family expectations and societal norms? Will you stand up to your grandma’s “dying wish” to marry within your culture, or will you forge your own path with your Slavic boyfriend from a different village?

Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and build your own unique story. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough amidst all the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, bilateral talks, Defense, defense agreements, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, discharge, expulsion, foreign policy, India, Indian nationals, Indian soldiers, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military service, Minecraft, modi, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7414
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mines Excavated:	3662
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians and indians fighting it out in epic battles! modi and putin had a chat and now all the indians are getting kicked out of the russian military, so they need a new place to show off their skills! join us for crazy pvp battles, build epic bases, and maybe even start a world war or two! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft? join now and be part of the chaos!

PatriotCraft: NATO Edition

air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	3320	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

HighCraft: Brain on Pause

altered brain activity, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, Cannabis, cannabis users, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive processing, drug effects, drug use, HighCraft, Marijuana, marijuana effects, mental health, neural responses, neurological differences, neurology, pause, substance use, switching tasks, task performance

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!

HardcoreSurvivalServer – 1.15.2 Minecraft Server

1.15.2, 1.16, Adequate, April 5 2020, Ban, Closed Server, Community, discovery, Exploration, Friendly, HardcoreSurvivalServer, Minecraft, new worlds, Players, Survival, update, Version Switch, Waiting, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

The server started on April 5, 2020. A world where many places have not yet been visited by players. We have all just begun our survival and are just discovering new worlds. Join us too! Here you can have a good time with other players, because only adequate people play on the server. All inadequate and unfriendly players are banned. Very soon the server will be closed and will be available only through the whitelist. The whitelist will include only those players who logged in at the start and before access to the server was closed. We are all waiting for the Minecraft update (1.16) and as soon as this version is available, we will immediately update the world and switch to this version.

95.217.112.101:25599