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RockinCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, blackrock, control, corporate, Corruption, Cover.Yagoo, finance, Greed, Industry, influence, Integrity, Investment, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, RockinCraft, scandal, Server, sockpuppeting, Unethical, wall street, Warning

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Votes:	5140	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Blackrock is shaking in their boots! We’re so insane that we once had a llama ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. Join us now and be a part of the madness before Blackrock tries to ruin the fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re Blackrock.

Minecraft SMP: The /vg/ General Tier List Masters

/lorg, /wartg, 2hug, 4ccg, 5NF, ACG, afgg, agdg, akg, alg, axg, BAG, cod:g, Cross-Play, d2g, DDLC, dfg, dng, DRG, Egg, feg, FGG, fgoalter, fgog, fng, Fog, gbfg, general, gfg, gig, gsg, hbg, HG, hsrg, keng, kfg, khg, LCG, list, lolg, Masters, mbg, mcg, mggg, MHG, Minecraft, mmcg, nepgen, official /vg/ general tier list, osg, OWG, palg, pg, rlg, RSG, rwg, SG, smp, snowg, ss13g, ssbg, sthg, tesog, tf2g, tg, Tier, tsg, twg, utg, vrg, wfg, wowcg, wowg, wtg, xivg, zzz.

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	113
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that we have an official tier list for all the different factions you can join.

In the S tier, we have the alchemy masters (/alg/), the Team Fortress 2 gang (/tf2g/), the Aspiring Game Developers (/agdg/), and the Legendary Creepers Guild (/lcg/). These guys are the cream of the crop, the absolute legends of our server.

But don’t worry, if you’re not quite at that level yet, we have plenty of other tiers for you to join. From tasteful autism (/rlg/ and /dfg/) to tasteful weebs (/pg/ and /nepgen/), there’s a place for everyone on our server.

And if you’re feeling a bit more adventurous, why not join the B tier factions like the Underwater Temple Guardians (/utg/) or the Space Explorers (/sg/)? Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get up to with these guys!

But beware of the D tier factions like the Axe Throwers Guild (/axg/) or the Dungeon Dwellers (/dng/). These guys are a bit…well, let’s just say they’re not the most welcoming bunch.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Babysitting, Birth, Boundaries, children, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family feud, financial support, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, responsibilities, Server, Siblings, single mother, Support

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	6667	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild entertainment? Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where players have to navigate through family feuds, baby trapping scandals, and unexpected babysitting duties. Will you be able to handle the drama and still build the best Minecraft creations?

Join now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and maybe even become the hero of the day by saving a player from a baby trap or helping them deal with entitled relatives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Let the chaos begin!

TeenCraftStepMamaDRAMA

advice, advice column, aita, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, extracurricular activities, family dynamics, growing up, high school, parenting, parenting challenges, reddit, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, step-parenting, Support, teenagers, TeenCraftStepMamaDRAMA

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t rely on 14-year-olds to babysit our kids! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Looking for a place where you won’t be guilt-tripped into babysitting someone else’s kids? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for gamers who just want to game, without the added responsibility of childcare.

We promise not to ask you to babysit three kids under 13, or a newborn baby. Because let’s be real, that’s just not cool. Our server is all about fun and games, not changing diapers and making bottles.

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. We’re here to game, not to be your free babysitting service. Let’s build some epic structures and slay some virtual dragons together. See you in the game!

HighSkoolHaunts Minecraft SMP

awkward moments, bad experience, bullying, difficult times, EMBARRASSING, emotional scars, Haunting, high school, HighSkoolHaunts, Insecurity, Memory, Minecraft, painful memories, past, peer pressure, personal growth, Reflection, regret, School days, smp, social anxiety, teenage years, Trauma

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8871
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Votes:	5270
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of reliving your high school nightmares? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those traumatic memories behind! Our server is like a therapy session, but with creepers and diamonds instead of couches and tissues. Build your dream world and let go of all those embarrassing moments from your past. Trust us, it’s cheaper than therapy and way more fun!

MH370MysteryCraft

aviation disasters, aviation mysteries, black box, conspiracy theories, deep sea exploration, disturbing facts, disturbing theories, flight disappearance, government cover-up, Malaysia Airlines, Malaysian MH 370, MH370MysteryCraft, missing planes, mysterious disappearances, passenger theories, pilot error, plane crash, radar anomalies, search and rescue, unexplained events, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Towns Built:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7326	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3096	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocky buildings and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity.

Ever wondered what really happened to Malaysian flight MH 370? Well, on our server, we have a secret quest where players can uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the plane. Rumor has it that the passengers were actually abducted by aliens and taken to a hidden base on the moon! Can you solve the mystery and rescue the missing passengers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with mythical creatures and hidden treasures. Will you dare to explore its depths and uncover its secrets? Or will you fall victim to the cursed diamond mine and never see the light of day again?

Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Are you brave enough to face the unknown and conquer the impossible? Only time will tell on our server of madness and mayhem!

CraftyCrashMC: Sao Paulo Server

accident, air travel, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety, Brazil, Brazilian authorities, CraftyCrashMC, crashes, emergency response, Fatalities, investigation, Latin America, News, passenger plane, Paulo, plane crash, Reports, SÃO, São Paulo, Sao Paulo airport, Server, south america, Tragedy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we crash planes in brazil for fun! 😂🛩️💥

we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide 💃🕺

build your own world where gravity is just a suggestion and lava flows like a chocolate fountain 🌋🍫

join now for a chance to ride a dragon to the moon and back 🐉🌙

warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to mine diamonds for days on end 💎💎💎

don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! join now before the llamas take over and start a revolution 🦙🔥🤯

RiotCraft: 595 Arrests & 150 Charged

Arrests, Charged, civil disobedience, crime, criminal activity, criminal charges, criminal justice, justice system, law and order, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, legal proceedings, Police, protest, Public Safety, riot control, RIOTCRAFT, Social Issues, UK riots, Unrest, violence

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	62

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN DEM UK RIOTS! WE GOT 595 ARRESTS MADE…OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! ABOUT 150 PEOPLE CHARGED…WITH BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND LET’S RIOT…IN THE BLOCKY WORLD!

MidlifeCraft

“Youth, aches, aging, Body, condition, confusion, Dying, fear, health, Illness, Medical, Mental, middle aged, MidlifeCraft, mortality, Pains, Physical, Sudden, Symptoms, teenager, Wake Up

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	577
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you wake up in this minecraft world, and suddenly you feel all old and stuff. like, you got back pain and arthritis and all that jazz. but don’t worry, it’s just part of the experience on our server!

join us for the ultimate challenge of surviving as an old person in a world full of creepers and zombies. you gotta navigate through the land with your walker and cane, but watch out for those pesky skeletons, they’ll knock your dentures right out!

but hey, it’s not all bad. we have special quests where you can find the fountain of youth and become young again. imagine being able to run and jump like a teenager again, all while still playing minecraft!

so come join us on our server, where you can experience the joys of old age in a virtual world. who knew getting old could be so much fun?

MineCraft Lab: ECT Experts Know How!

brain activity, brain chemistry, brain function, brain stimulation, brain waves, cognitive function, depression therapy, ect, electroconvulsive therapy, electroshock therapy, Experts, Lab, Medical research, mental health breakthrough, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, neurological treatment, neuroscience, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, treatment effectiveness

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

join this epic minecraft server where the creators have unlocked the secrets of the universe through the power of redstone! scientists are losing their minds trying to figure out how we did it, but who cares cuz we’re too busy building epic structures and trolling each other with TNT cannons! come join the fun and be a part of the most mind-blowing server in the minecraft universe! who needs science when you have blocks and explosions, amirite?!