paladino leveling Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

adult content, artist, BIZARRE, Commission, controversial, controversy, digital art, Dragoneer, DragonSMP, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Furry, NSFW, Online Community, porn, rape, taboo, Thread, Unconventional, Underground, zoophilia

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/200	Votes:	9014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Ores Mined:	7035	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.

GenderRevealGrief

anxiety, Boundaries, celebration, Confront, family, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealGrief, Gratitude, infertility journey, infertility struggles, INTIMATE, ivf, miscarriage, personal boundaries, ptsd, rainbow baby, UNFAIR, ungrateful, Upset

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/500	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and boundaries being crossed? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only boundaries you’ll have to worry about are the ones you build around your base!

Unlike some people’s gender reveal parties, our server is all about keeping things intimate and drama-free. No unexpected guests showing up to crash your party here!

Plus, with our rainbow-colored blocks and baby animals roaming around, you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your own rainbow baby every day. And if anyone tries to mess with your peaceful gaming experience, just build a giant wall around them and block them out!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic building skills. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control – no overbearing SILs allowed!

NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!

British, ceremony, controversy, decision, diplomatic concerns, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic implications, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic tensions, envoy, exclusion, foreign affairs, historical events, international politics, invites, Israel, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nukecraft, Worried

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.

and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.

plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

PlasticCraft: Time for Action!

#sustainability, action, ambitious action, chemical regulations, circular economy, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental policy, global plastic treaty, marine pollution, plastic chemicals, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, pollution prevention, recycling, science-based recommendations, Sustainable development, Time, toxic chemicals, waste management

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/400	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Ores Mined:	1744
Buildings Constructed:	39	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Yo, listen up all you blocky builders! if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then you gotta check out this place! We got more craziness than a creeper convention, more fun than a pig race, and more adventure than a quest for diamonds!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where every block you break leads to a new adventure. We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and hidden treasures to discover. Plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly zombie.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build anything your heart desires, from towering castles to underwater cities. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Want to tame a pack of wolves and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Welcome to MurkWorld, where Minecraft meets chaos and laughter! Join our quirky community for a jolly good time!

Auction, Australia, Chaos, combat pets, Community, Custom Enchants, Eco Pets, Faction, Good, Join, jolly, Lag-free, Laughter, MATURE MODERATORS, MCMMO, meets, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MurkWorld, new zealand, Oceanic, old school, proximity voice chat, PvP, Quests, quirky, Raiding, smp, Time

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Server Name:	MurkPvP
Location:	Sydney, Australia
Server IP:	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP:	103.152.196.66
BEDROCK PORT:	19132

Overview:

Live in Australia or New Zealand and sick of laggy servers? MurkPvP is hosted in Sydney and offers perfect connection for oceanic players. It is an old school factions server with a friendly player base, auctions, combat pets to collect, and proximity voice chat. Players start with an iron kit and a custom item, and spawn is the only protected area.

Server Features:

Old school factions gameplay
Stacked and upgraded spawners
Player-based auctions and economy
Combat pets to collect
No lag for oceanic players (Aus/NZ/Asia)
Custom enchants
MCMMO skill system
Mob Arena with custom maps
Over 200 quests with rewards
Eco Pets for combat and resource gathering

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Is the server only for players in Australia and New Zealand?

No, while the server offers a lag-free experience for oceanic players, it is open to all players worldwide.

Do I need to pay to win on this server?

No, the server is not pay to win. Everyone has an equal opportunity to progress and succeed in the game.

Are there moderators and admins on the server?

Yes, the server is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. You can message the server owner on Discord for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to team up with others?

You can play solo or team up with friends on MurkPvP. The choice is yours, and both playstyles are welcome.

How do I obtain custom enchants on the server?

Custom enchants are obtained through the enchanting table and villagers, just as vanilla intended. Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities.

HappyHero Minecraft Server

blissful, cheerful, CONTENT, delighted, Ecstatic, elated, exuberant, Grateful, Happiness, Happy, HappyHero, Hero, joy, jubilant, Minecraft, Optimistic, overjoyed., pleased, Positive, Server, thankful, Thrilled, upbeat

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Animals Bred:	61
Farms Harvested:	863	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But watch out, because the dragon has an army of dancing creepers who will try to distract you with their sick moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of block-breaking Tetris.

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that give you super speed or burgers that make you invincible for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be! My hero is so happy!

DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

addiction, afraid, alone, Alternative, Dirt, DirtSquad, emotional, Fake, fear, Insecurity, Introspective, Loneliness, Lyrics, Music, Over.., Rock, self reflection, self-doubt, smp, Sober, Ugly

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!

Blocky Ex’s Nudes Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, blocky, Closure, deleted pictures, Emotional Abuse, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, Ex-partners, Exs, hate, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, nudes, painful memories, past relationships, Revenge, self-care, Server, toxic relationship

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/200	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4681
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Void Armor Forged:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where griefers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us and leave behind the exes who delete your pictures and the drama that comes with them. Build your own world where the only abusive behavior is from those pesky zombies trying to break down your door. Join us now and say goodbye to the haters, because on our server, the only thing getting deleted is that ugly cobblestone house you built when you first started playing.

Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

Adventures, arrested, Be Khelif, beat up, Ease, Emanprodite, Female fighters, games, goatfucking, gold medal, Growing, KhelifCraft, LGBT celebrity, liberal media, Minecraft, natural women, Olympic, opponent, Retirement, smear, smp, third-world country, West, worshipped celebrity

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/500	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	6059
Enchantments Applied:	252	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.

We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!

After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

SisSquabble Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, apartment living, budgeting issues, cohabitation problems, family dynamics, financial responsibilities, financial strain, financial stress, financial support, income verification, independence struggles, irresponsible behavior, lease agreements, living arrangements, Minecraft, roommate conflicts, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisSquabble

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/300	Votes:	7046
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living with a lazy sister who can’t even pay her share of the bills? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds – everything your sister can’t provide in real life. Plus, there are no WiFi bills to argue about here, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can drive cars without worrying about teaching anyone how to drive, and you can build credit by crafting the most epic structures. And don’t even get us started on the cleanliness – our virtual world is spotless, thanks to our magical cleaning fairies.

With our lease never expiring, you’ll never have to deal with the stress of living with your sister again. Say goodbye to financial woes and hello to a world where you can thrive without the burden of taking care of someone else. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!