Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where white boys flee Europe and North Korea to become laborers in undeveloped nations. But fear not, you won’t be slaving away for pennies like those useless pajeets. Oh no, you’ll be raking in $450 per hour! That’s right, you’ll be living the high life while learning new languages like Arabic and exploring Africa or the Middle East.
So pack your bags, leave the West behind, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who knew Minecraft could be so outrageous?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find the Diamond Cow will be blessed with infinite diamonds for the rest of their Minecraft days.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a pack of friendly Ender Dragons who will swoop in and protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience? That’s right, our Ender Dragons are not only fierce warriors, but they’re also great at giving hugs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magic of Minecraft like never before!
WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES DAT WILL MAKE YO BRAIN WORK HARDER DEN A GENIUS TRYNA SOLVE A RIDDLE! U GONNA BE THINKIN’ SO FAST, U MIGHT JUST UNLOCK A NEW PART OF YO BRAIN!
SO IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE A SCHIZOPHRENIA PATIENT ON A VIDEO GAME HIGH, DEN DIS SERVER IS DA PLACE TO BE! JOIN NOW AND LET YO BRAIN DO DA HAPPY DANCE!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Quests | Engage in a variety of unique missions. |
| Dungeons | Navigate intricate dungeons filled with challenges. |
| Bosses | Face off against powerful and unique bosses. |
| Kingdom Creation | Create and manage your own kingdoms. |
| Roleplay Elements | Immerse yourself in dynamic roleplay experiences. |
| Building Addons | Enjoy an extensive selection of decorations and block options for unique creations. |
Join us today to become a part of our growing community.
Discord: https://discord.gg/5kU2fs4Bwe
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is this server available on Bedrock Edition? | Yes, TimesMC is a Bedrock Minecraft server. |
| Are there specific rules for gameplay? | Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Be sure to check them out on our Discord or in-game. |
| How can I join a kingdom? | To join a kingdom, you can either create your own or seek out existing kingdoms to join. Interact with players in-game or on Discord to find the right fit for you. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, we host various events, including quests, competitions, and themed gatherings. Keep an eye on announcements to stay updated on upcoming events. |
| Can I suggest ideas for new features? | Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord server or through the in-game feedback system. |
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