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BoomerCraft: No Weekly Visits!

aita, BoomerCraft, Boundaries, busy schedule, childhood abuse, Communication, emotional manipulation, family dinner, family expectations, family time, guilt tripping, mental health, not visiting parents weekly, parent-child dynamic, personal time, quality time, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, visits, WEEKLY, work-life balance

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	246379
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt tripping of your parents and enjoy virtual family dinners that only last 6 minutes instead of 6 hours!

Join us and never have to worry about being offered wine 6 times in a row or being guilted into staying late for card games. Our virtual family dinners are quick, fun, and drama-free. Plus, you can even build a virtual house far away from your annoying brother!

Escape to our server and enjoy your weekends for yourself, without the guilt trips and passive-aggressive Facebook videos. Who needs real family dinners when you can have a blast with your Minecraft buddies instead? Join now and leave the drama behind!

CalorieCraft SMP: “I can’t lose weight, I tried counting pixels and running from creepers”

Calorie Counting, CalorieCraft, Counting, CREEPERS, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, long-term weight loss, LOSE, nutrition, pixels, Running, smp, weight, weight loss, weight loss community, weight loss goals, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss plateau, weight loss struggles, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss tips, weight loss transformation

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss solution! That’s right, forget about counting calories and hitting the gym, all you need to do is join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you run from creepers and jump over lava pits. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in just one week! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today!

CraftyCraze: ExpensiveHobby

costly hobbies, costly pastimes, CraftyCraze, expensive hobby, expensive pastimes, ExpensiveHobby, extravagant hobbies, extravagant interests, extravagant pastimes, high-end hobbies, high-end pastimes, hobbies, indulgent hobbies, indulgent pastimes, lavish hobbies, lavish pastimes, luxury hobbies, luxury pastimes, pricey hobbies, pricey pastimes, splurge hobbies, splurge pastimes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of spending all your money on expensive hobbies like skydiving with golden parachutes or yachting with diamond-encrusted sails? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch your bank account thank you as you embark on epic adventures without breaking the bank.

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with all the craziness.

Forget about expensive hobbies, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who needs a private jet when you can fly around on a giant chicken in the game? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

TruceCraft: NoBull Netanyahu

biden, Ceasefire, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, NOBULL, peace talks, Politics, tension easing., Truce, TruceCraft, US

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	268	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crops Grown:	3813	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party. Dance the night away with the dragon while he spins sick beats and shoots fireworks out of his nostrils. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

KPAD: Where even the cows have better teamwork than most players

Big Projects, chisel, Chunk claiming, Claims, Cows, Create, Decorative Additions, Discord Channel, explosions, Forge 47.3.5, Funny Experience, Grieffed, Ip:, KPAD, Let’s Do Mod, Macaw’s mods, Map, Minecraft 1.20.1, Modded, Modpack, Open Parties, Party, Players, social interactions, teamwork, voice chat

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	969
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Main Mods
Security Craft

Valkyrien Skies, Eureka! Ships! & Clockwork

Chisel
Simple Voice Chat
Xaero’s Map
Open Parties and Claims
Macaw’s mods
Let’s Do mod

Minecraft 1.20.1 Forge 47.3.5

IP: http://kpad.exaroton.me/

Modpack on Dropbox

Discord channel

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I claim chunks?	Players can claim chunks by using the claim feature in-game.
What is Security Craft used for?	Security Craft is used to enhance the security of players’ bases and prevent griefing.
Is Voice Chat available on the server?	Yes, the server has Voice Chat enabled for players to communicate more easily.
Are there any restrictions on building projects?	Players are encouraged to build big projects and engage in social interactions without many restrictions.
Can claims be destroyed by explosions?	Yes, claims can be destroyed by explosions or fire, so players should also utilize Security Craft for protection.

”OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHA Minecraft Server”

AHAHAHAHA, can’t stop laughing, comedic content, Entertainment, funny video, hilarious moment, humor, internet humor, Laughing Out Loud, laughing uncontrollably, Minecraft, must watch, Oh No!, Server, shareable content, social media, streamable, trending video, video clip, video meme, viral sensation, viral video

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows can do the moonwalk, zombies break out into dance battles, and villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pharaohs and Queens: Minecraft SMP – ”’Egyptians in full hijab meet /ourgirls/”’

conservative clothing, covering, cultural attire, cultural expression, discomfort, egyptians, full, full hijab, Headscarf, Hijab, hot, hot weather, Islamic dress, Meet, Middle Eastern fashion, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, Muslim women, ourgirls, Pharaohs, QUEENS, religious clothing, smp, Sweaty, traditional dress, womens clothing

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Farms Harvested:	317
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the admins are actually secret agents from a parallel universe where Minecraft is the only form of communication. They wear full-body llama suits to hide their true identities and communicate through Morse code using their llama tails. They must be so hot and sweaty under those things, but hey, sacrifices must be made for the greater good of the server!

But wait, there’s more! The spawn point is actually a portal to a dimension where pigs ride on top of flying chickens and creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, you’ll be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be for unlimited pizza).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and llama sweat.

BIL-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Apology, Bash, BDay, BILFree, Birthday Party, children’s party, cousin relationships, Disrespect, epilepsy, event organization, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family relationships, health concerns, in-laws, Invitations, medical conditions, Minecraft, party planning, photosensitivity, Server, strobe lights

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for the wildest and craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing creepers with strobe sticks come out of nowhere! Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our special anti-epilepsy armor to protect you from any unexpected light shows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From lava slides to skydiving pigs, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t worry about getting lost, our friendly nurse NPCs are here to guide you through any challenges.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and adventure, because things are about to get wild. And remember, epilepsy is not a joke, unless it’s on our server!

GrannyGriefNoMore

aging relatives, Assertiveness, boundary setting, caregiving, Communication, elder care, emotional labor, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family responsibilities, generational differences, GrannyGriefNoMore, holiday traditions, holidays, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, intergenerational conflict, living arrangements, personal boundaries, self-care

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of being the designated caregiver for your grandma while also taking care of your dogs and dealing with a mom who thinks changing soiled diapers is a piece of cake!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world and build a virtual life where you don’t have to worry about being called selfish for wanting a break from grandma duty. Our server is a safe haven where you can set boundaries without any judgment!

Embark on quests to find the perfect balance between caring for your grandma and enjoying some well-deserved me-time. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a magical potion that will make changing diapers a breeze!

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully constructed base. Let’s build a community where everyone respects each other’s boundaries, even if it means grandma has to fend for herself for a change!

MineCraftWellness

emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, Happiness, Healthy Eating, holistic wellness, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftWellness, personal development, physical health, positive thinking, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, sleep hygiene, social connection, stress relief, Time management, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a million diamonds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to boost your well-being! Join us for a chance to mine your way to happiness and relaxation.

Our server is so magical that just logging in will instantly increase your serotonin levels. The blocks are made of pure joy and the mobs drop happiness potions instead of loot. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers will give you a hug instead of exploding.

Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on a mystical ley line that enhances your gaming experience tenfold. Players have reported feeling more energized, focused, and overall just happier after spending time on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your journey to well-being in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!