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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4894 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 88 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we play a game of “rape marry kill” with mobs! Will you choose to marry a cute little sheep, kill a pesky creeper, or…wait, what was the first option again? Join us for some twisted fun and see who comes out on top in this wacky game of survival!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks commands to his loyal subjects. Will you pledge your allegiance to this feathered monarch or will you rebel and start a revolution of pigs?
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco where the zombies have some killer dance moves and the skeletons can’t stop grooving to the beat. Who knew the undead had such good rhythm?
So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a blocky pig. You never know what you’ll find in this crazy world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!
