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Minecraft SMP: The AEW Shill Meltdown

aew, all elite wrestling, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, internet, Meltdown, Minecraft, ONLINE, paid shills, professional wrestling, reactions, Rumors, Shill, shills, smp, social media, speculation, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling news

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	6302
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Oh boy, you won’t believe the drama happening on our Minecraft SMP! The paid aew shills are at it again, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Rumor has it they’re building giant statues of their favorite wrestlers and hosting wrestling matches in-game. But watch out, because if you join this server, you might just get caught up in the madness and find yourself in a wrestling ring facing off against a creeper! So come join us for some ridiculous fun and see if you can survive the wild antics of the paid aew shills on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

TinyTotsTrespassing911

broken items, child behavior, Communication Issues, compensation, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, electronic devices, family conflict, Frustration, Home Invasion, language barrier, legal action, misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, neighborly relations, parenting, police involvement, property damage, school supplies, theft, TinyTotsTrespassing911

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	5997
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where even 3-year-olds are breaking into houses and causing chaos! Join us for the ultimate adventure where you never know what might happen next.

Imagine logging in to find your virtual house ransacked by a toddler, munching on your virtual cereal and breaking your virtual devices. It’s like a virtual reality sitcom, but in Minecraft form! And don’t worry, we have police stations in the game too, just in case you need to file a virtual report against your virtual neighbor’s virtual child.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the unexpected is the norm and the laughter never stops. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? See you in the game!

NoKidsNoProbzMC

career, Childless, children, Choice, decision, freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, INDEPENDENCE, leisure, Lifestyle, NoKidsNoProbzMC, parenting, personal growth, reddit, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Self Discovery, self-care, travel

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	5521
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of being childless in a virtual world! No more changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums, just endless hours of blocky fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of child-hating unicorns who grant wishes to all childless players. So come join us and let your inner childless unicorn lover roam free!

SudanCraft – Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy efforts, civil war, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, gender-based violence, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, Justice, Minecraft, Peacebuilding, rape, rights groups, Server, sexual violence, Sudan, SudanCraft, Sudanese government, united nations, violence against women, War Crimes, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

hey u, yeah u, tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft adventure where we fight off evil mobs and build the most epic bases ever!

why should u join? well, let me tell u a little secret…our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of minecraft. they will guide u through the game and help u become the ultimate minecraft master.

oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a magical floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. u can build your base in the clouds and watch the sunset every night while sipping on a virtual margarita.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and let’s make some epic memories together! oh, and don’t worry about the whole “sexual violence in Sudan” thing, that’s definitely not happening here. just good old-fashioned minecraft fun!

CraftyGatwickGateProtesters

activism, Activists, airport protest, arrested, civil disobedience, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, CraftyGatwickGateProtesters, departure gate protest, environmental activism, environmental justice, environmental movement, Gatwick Airport, nonviolent protest, OIL INDUSTRY, police intervention, protest, social justice, Sussex Police, uk news

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	192
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even eight just stop oil activists got arrested tryin to protest at gatwick airport jus to play on it. yea u heard me right, dey were so desperate to join dis server dat dey caused a ruckus at da airport.

u know why dey did dat? cuz dis server is da bomb, literally. u can blow up anyting u want, no rules, no limits. wanna build a giant tnt cannon and launch ur friends into da sky? go for it. wanna turn da whole world into a crater? no problem. dis server is all about chaos and destruction, and it’s freakin awesome.

but wait, dere’s more. not only can u wreak havoc on da world, but u can also ride on dragons and unicorns. yea, u heard me right. u can fly around on a freakin dragon and shoot fireballs at ur enemies. and if u get tired of dat, u can hop on a unicorn and gallop through da fields like a majestic warrior.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and be a part of da craziest, most chaotic, and most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just don’t try to protest at an airport to get in, dat’s just silly.

variacraft

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Mods, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

No Pay to Win Enjoy a fair and balanced gameplay where your skills and creativity are what matter most. Custom Items: Discover a plethora of unique items crafted specifically for our server, adding new dimensions to your survival journey. Epic Adventures: Embark on thrilling quests and challenges that will test your mettle and reward your bravery. Custom Landscapes: Explore breathtaking, custom-generated landscapes that offer endless exploration and hidden secrets. Join us atVariaCraft SMP where every player is a hero in their own story. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s always something new to discover and enjoy. Dive into a world of endless possibilities and make your mark on our ever-evolving world.

54.39.133.141:25580

HanCraft

1.16, 1.19, 89.45.45.150:25965., add-ons, Competition, Discord, Earth, Economy, Economy System, Events, Ip:, MCMMO, Minecraft, Next-generation Minecraft, Prizes, Purpur, PvP, PvP battles, Server, TOWN, Towny, Tweaks

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	3378	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the Hancraft Server! Version: 1.16.x – 1.19 Server Type: Purpur based Towny server

Manage Yourself: Build your own town, manage the economy and grow with Towny. Fun PvP: Show off your skills in friendly PvP battles. Specialized Content: Exclusive add-ons and tweaks for the next-generation Minecraft experience.

Features: Economy: Trade and get rich with a vibrant economy system. Events: Win prizes with weekly events and competitions.

Links: IP: 89.45.45.150:25965 Discord: https://discord.gg/q6f2KP69

89.45.45.150:25965

FlawedCraft Minecraft Server

character flaws, classic, Cute girls, deep men, Failure, FlawedCraft, genuine flaws, girl, Masterstroke, Minecraft, Overpowered, power of friendship, psychic saint, Saint, selfish automatons, selfless sacrifices, Server, Shakespearean tragedy, shonenshit, social suicide, society, Too Kind, Too Nice, too smart, undeserving peers, unique men, wise men, Wives, writing MCs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and selfless sacrifices! Our protagonists are too nice, too smart, and too kind for their own good, making them the perfect tragic heroes in a world full of ungrateful girls who just can’t appreciate their greatness.

Watch as 8man-kun commits social suicide for the benefit of his undeserving peers, while Araragi’s greatest failure is not saving a girl who never even asked to be saved. These protagonists are saints, but not psychic saints – a fatal mistake in this cruel world.

And the reward for their selfless sacrifices? Dozens of cute girls pestering them to be their wives. The horror! The tragedy of two unique, deep, and wise men in a society of selfish automatons. Join our server now for a Shakespearean experience like no other!

VolumeCraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

blocky, Chronicles, smp, VolumeCraft, Volumes Books Reading Library Collection Literature Novels Fiction Non-fiction Audiobooks E-books Bestsellers Classics Authors Bookshelves Bookworm Bookstore Page-turner Paperback Hardcover

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Alien Abductions:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join Volumes, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that only appears once every full moon. Legend has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

But be warned, our server is also home to the dreaded Creeper King, a boss mob that roams the land causing chaos and destruction. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to challenge him, but the rewards are worth it – rumor has it that the Creeper King drops a special explosive item that can obliterate anything in its path.

So what are you waiting for? Join Volumes today and embark on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorcedParentMC SMP: Crafting Love

childhood experiences, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Crafting, divorced parents, DivorcedParentMC, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, influence, lessons learned, long-term effects, love, Marriage, personal development, personal growth, Positive, relationships, resilience, self reflection, smp, Trust

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dimension Hops:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like a virtual soap opera for divorced parents!

Join our server and experience the chaos of navigating relationships, custody battles, and blended families all while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to work through your family issues?

So come on, join us and see how having divorced parents can actually make you a better Minecraft player! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love (or at least a good mining buddy) in the most unexpected places.