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CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	5979	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4767
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	133	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Ores Mined:	8637
Emeralds Found:	4572	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Dorky Yandere, EN Adult Vtuber, fansly, FAQ for Tourists, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, It’s Nice to be Back, Joi, lewd audios, Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, Poking Edition, Prototype Unarchived Archive, relationships, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure General, VAllure Official Links, VAllureCraft, vnug, VT, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1968
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Votes:	1781
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

college debt, college expenses, community college, debtfree, expensive colleges, family argument, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, generational wealth, InheriCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental decisions, parental support, retirement fund, sibling rivalry, Zone

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, arrogance, Caution, cautionary tale, consequences, doomed flight, Downfall, flying too close to the sun, greek mythology, heedlessness, Hubris, icarus, lessons learned, Minecraft, moral of the story, Mythological, overconfidence, pride, recklessness, Server, SunBurntCraft, tragic, warning signs

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ores Mined:	6441	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!

OrderUpCraft

BIZARRE, Chef, Cook, Customer, Dining, Experience, Food, funny, kitchen, memorable, odd, OrderUpCraft, reddit, Request, Restaurant, Server, service, strange, UNUSUAL, weirdest order, workers

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Animals Bred:	105	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly bizarre and hilarious moments!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up to you and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The loser has to wear a tutu made out of diamonds for the rest of the day!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even come across a player who orders a pizza made entirely out of obsidian blocks. The possibilities are endless!