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GiftGuru on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Join our SMP and start raking in the diamonds like a boss! We’ve got villagers selling enchanted gear for dirt cheap prices, so you can flex on all your friends without breaking the bank. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines that will make you richer than Notch himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the wealthiest player on the server – join now and start ballin’ on a budget!

CraftyCamouflage

Authenticity, CraftyCamouflage, hidden self, Identity, inner self, introspection, personal growth, private self, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-disguise, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, true self

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5311	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you a secret ninja warrior who can build a castle with just a flick of your wrist? Or maybe you’re a wizard who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies with a wave of your wand? Join our Minecraft server and let your true identity shine!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers throw the best block parties this side of the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Unleash your inner Minecraft master and join us for the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in blocky world!

CraftyCossacks Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Defense, donetsk, east, eastern europe, eastern front, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, intervention, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Minecraft, Russian tactics, SECURITY, separatists, Server, strategy, superior firepower, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s east is buckling under improved russian tactics and superior firepower… but fear not! because in our server, ukraine has an army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords ready to take on the russian invaders! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken hat. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and help ukraine defend against the russian onslaught in the most ridiculous way possible!

BombasticCraft

Airport, Aviation, bomb disposal, Bomb squad, BombasticCraft, Closed, Detonation, emergency response, evacuation, explosion, historical, historical artifact, Japan, japan history, Military, Safety, SECURITY, U.S. bomb, unexploded ordnance, Wartime, world war II

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow stuff up like a U.S. bomb from World War II! We’re so lit that even Japan’s airport got closed down from our explosions. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! Who needs boring old airports when you can be blowing stuff up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make history together, one explosion at a time!

BlockyConspiracyCraft

AMERICANS, anti-social tendencies, authoritarianism, Beliefs, BlockyConspiracyCraft, Conspiracy Theory, discrimination, extremism, Immigrants, Minorities, Misinformation, negative views, personality traits, political establishment, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, social psychology, society, White replacement, Women

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	2116
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got all da conspiracy theories u could ever want, including da infamous “White Replacement” theory! If u believe in dat ish, den u gonna fit right in wit our crew of anti-social, authoritarian, immigrant-hatin’, minority-bashin’, woman-disrespectin’ players. We got a whole community of peeps who think like u, so come on down and let’s spread some wild theories together in our virtual world. Plus, we got bomb builds and epic battles to keep u entertained for hours on end. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Social Media Minecraft Server

coding, Crafty, elon musk, front page design, Media, Minecraft, modern website, Online Community, recent posts, recent users, Server, site design, site development, Social, social media, social-networking, user engagement, user experience, user interface, web development, Website Design, website functionality, website innovation, website interactivity

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring, outdated social media sites? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t see any recent posts or recent users here, because who needs that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers instead?

Join our server and escape the mundane world of social media for a land of endless possibilities. Who needs Elon Musk’s fancy sites when you can create your own virtual world with blocks and pixels? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re disappointed by how addictive and fun our server is! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your own adventure!

Minecraft SMP: >—{ Forget Reality Graphics }—<

3d modeling, abstract design, animation, artistic interpretation, bad, Beautiful, computer graphics, creative expression, decent, digital art, forget, Good, Graphic design, graphics, immersive art, Minecraft, MS-DOS, pixel art, Reality, smp, surrealism, virtual reality, visual effects

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Star Shards Collected:	200	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the graphics are so mind-blowingly amazing that you’ll forget what reality even is! It’s like stepping into a pixelated wonderland where everything is beautiful, except for that one block that looks like it was made in MS-DOS. But hey, we don’t talk about that block.

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic battles with giant chickens, and even a conspiracy theory about why the villagers always seem to be up to something shady.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your pixelated family.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for that one block that looks like it’s straight out of MS-DOS. It’s a real eyesore.

Bestie’s Bungalow Takeover

Agreement, anger, apartment, avoidance, band practice, Best Friend, Besties, BETRAYAL, Bungalow, Clarity, Communication, Confrontation, decision, friendship, Furniture, kitchen, misunderstanding, moving out, offer, perspective, roommate, TAKEOVER, Tension

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Potions Brewed:	52	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy roommate story.

Imagine a world where your best friend suddenly hates you for no apparent reason, just like Christine did in this tale. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll encounter on our server? Maybe your virtual best friend will turn on you too!

And don’t worry about making fair offers for furniture and kitchen items, because on our server, everything is free! No need to worry about negotiating prices or feeling guilty for not offering more. Just grab what you need and start building your dream virtual home.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Minecraft band with a partner who suddenly starts acting cold towards you. The possibilities are endless on our server!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

everyday happiness, Happiness, happy moments, joyous moments, little happiness, little joys of life, little moments of joy, little things, Minecraft, moments of happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small comforts, small delights, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, small sources of joy, small things that bring joy, smp, tiny delights, tiny pleasures, TinyJoy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	146	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and epic adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Island,” where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves while being showered with gifts and prizes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

FavPersonCraft

beloved person, Best Friend, cherished person, family member, favorite human, favorite individual, favorite person, favorite personality, favourite person, FavPersonCraft, Hero, Idol, inspiration, loved one, mentor, Role Model, Significant Other, special person, who is your favorite person, who is your favourite person

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Enchantments Applied:	215
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17

Oh, hands down, it’s gotta be Steve from our Minecraft server! I mean, have you heard about the time he rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but somehow survived because he was wearing a diamond helmet that he found in a chicken coop? And don’t even get me started on the epic battles he’s had with the Ender Dragon – he once defeated it using nothing but a stack of raw fish and a wooden sword! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you want to join in on the craziness and meet some truly unforgettable characters, come hang out with us on our Minecraft server!