#painfulmoment Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, CONSERVATIVE, funny, gloating, humor, internet, meme, Meme culture, mfw, Minecraft, ONLINE, Politics, reaction, right wing, RIGHTOID, Server, smug, social media, they, think.., Victory, winning, Won

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of rightoids thinking they’ve won? Join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! With our insane PvP battles and epic build competitions, you’ll have the rightoids running for cover in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So come join us and help us overthrow the rightoids once and for all!

Midnight Punch Minecraft SMP

A, Anime, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fandom, Anime news, Cancelled series, Cancelled Youtuber, fan speculation, japanese animation, Mayonaka Punch, Mayonaka Punch season 2, midnight, Minecraft, online forums, online streaming, otaku culture, Punch, Second season, smp, vampire anime, Vampires, youtuber drama

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you’ll encounter the Cancelled Youtuber and her band of Vampires. Will they get a second season of their crazy antics? Only time will tell!

Join us for non-stop action and adventure as you navigate through treacherous terrain, battle epic bosses, and maybe even uncover the secret to eternal life (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of redstone and some questionable potions). Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Community, Conversation, Curiosity, ENGAGEMENT, Explanation, how, INFORMATION, Interaction, internet, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, post, question.., Server, social media, Status, Thread, tulpapilled, tweet, Understanding, Wonder

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with unicorns roaming the lands and rainbows shooting out of creepers when you defeat them.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom. And don’t forget about our exclusive feature – the ability to ride on the backs of dragons and soar through the skies while shooting fireballs at your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Dream About My Dead Dog Minecraft SMP

animal, canine, Companionship, Connection, Dead, dead dog, dog, dream, emotional, front right leg, für, Grief, Hug, Loss, love, Memory, Minecraft, pet, real, Share, smp, surreal, ticklish, Value

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Towns Built:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to hug and pet your favorite virtual pets in your dreams! Our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can feel the fur on your fingers as you tickle them under their front right leg. Who needs reality when you can have this kind of dream experience on our server? Don’t miss out on this surreal opportunity to connect with your virtual pets in ways you never thought possible. Join now and let your wildest dreams come true!

SquigCraft SMP

Anarchy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Community Economy Quests Jobs Custom items Events Rewards Discord Unique gameplay Gameplay experience Multiplayer Server Minecraft Online Building Exploration Adventure Skills Fantasy, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

SquigCraft is a community focused survival server.

The economy is 100% community driven, players will have to work, do quests or complete jobs to earn $$$

To bring a unique gameplay experience, we offer MANY custom items and constant changes depending on what YOU the player wants!

We host multiple events each month, where you get rewards just for even turning up!

We off a lot more that’s not mentioned here! Join our discord, or hop on the server to learn more!

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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

#clues, ANONYMOUS, banana, blocky, CASE, cold case, crime, detective, Enigma, Evidence, Identification, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, mysterious person, Mystery, No. 89390952, nose, puzzling, Server, SUSPECT, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	471	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your fancy? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the one and only server where your nose is the key to success! That’s right, on our server, you can sniff out hidden treasure, track down elusive mobs, and even pick locks with your nostrils!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Nose Gods, who bestow upon you incredible powers if you can prove your worthiness by completing ridiculous challenges like sneezing on command or identifying different Minecraft blocks blindfolded.

So come on down to our server and get ready to follow your nose to adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few boogers along the way! Join now and let the scent-sational fun begin!

East Asian Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, asian, Brunei, cambodia, China, Countries, culture, decision, east, east asia, Indonesia, Japan, Laos, Lifestyle, Living, Malaysia, Minecraft, mongolia, Philippines, Singapore, smp, south korea, taiwan, thailand, Vietnam

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate East Asian adventure! Our server is so lit, even pandas are lining up to join. We have a secret underground noodle factory where players can craft their own ramen armor for protection against creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of Mount Fuji in-game, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a dragon to do your bidding. So why live in a boring East Asian country when you can join our insane Minecraft world instead?

Boyfriend’s Love Minecraft Server

affectionate, bioware, Boyfriend, boyfriends, cute, dorian, dragon age, FANTASY, Gaming, Gay, Happy, Heartwarming, inquisitor, letter, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, relationship, romance, RPG, Server, SWEET, video games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Enchantments Applied:	99	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because Dorian’s Minecraft server is here to spice things up! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Dorian is actually a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all players who join the server. Want a diamond sword? Boom, Dorian’s got you covered. Want to ride a flying pig? No problem, Dorian will make it happen. Plus, rumor has it that Dorian throws the best virtual parties in all of Minecraft land. So what are you waiting for? Join Dorian’s Minecraft server now and let the magic begin! 🦄✨ #BestServerEver

Surprise Me Minecraft SMP

bae, biboo, Commitment, Competition, Defeat, esports, Event, EXCITEMENT, fuwamoco, Gaming, Minecraft, NA establishment, NA fans, North America, Players, Rivalry, smp, Surprise, Surprises, take the L, Teams, Tournament, Upset, Victory

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Towns Built:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magic Items Found:	3341	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more surprises than a piñata at a birthday party!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Fuwamoco, Bae, and Biboo as they battle it out for supremacy in the land of blocks. Will they finally take the L or will they rise to greatness? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve also committed to the NA establishment, whatever that means. So if you want to be a part of something truly outrageous and nonsensical, join our server today! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

What is the IP for The Boys Gaming Minecraft Server?

Boys, comedy, dubdaddy, EDDIE, eddievr, Gaming, josh, joshdub, juicy, juicyfruitsnacks, Minecraft, Molly, mully, MullyVR, narrator, no no square, Server, special edd, The Boys, The Boys Extra, The Boys Gaming, the boys group, The Boys React, the brush, vr, YourNarrator

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	189
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

The Boys Gaming is a popular gaming channel on YouTube run by a group of friends who share a passion for gaming and creating entertaining content. They upload gameplay videos, walkthroughs, and commentary on a variety of games, from AAA titles to indie gems. With a mix of humor, skill, and camaraderie, The Boys Gaming has amassed a dedicated following of fans who tune in regularly for their gaming adventures.