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SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Ores Mined:	4440	Animals Bred:	117
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crops Grown:	3838	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	17855
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	55	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4781
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	94
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magic Items Found:	2415	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3704	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Mines Excavated:	3855

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Potions Brewed:	33
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	4465

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	58
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crops Grown:	6365
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!