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ShillCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	753
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of rejecting women in real life and need a safe space to do it in Minecraft instead? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for good-looking incel chuds to come together and bond over their shared hatred of women.

Join us for epic battles against virtual women, where you can finally feel powerful and in control. Our paid Jewish shill staff will make sure you have the best experience possible, as we cater to all your misogynistic needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the misogyny flow freely! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones filled with hate and toxicity? Let’s show those women who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

Abilities, action, Adventure, armor, Character customization, combat system, companions, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, Exploration, FANTASY, Magic, Main character, Monsters, open world, Pawn system, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp, video game, weapons

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	119
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5838
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Towns Built:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Star Shards Collected:	108	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Star Shards Collected:	57	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!