Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?
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DocBlockDaycare
Appointment, Babysitting, boyfriend’s family, BROKE, concern, daycare, DocBlockDaycare, doctor’s appointment, Driving, Forgot, gas money, health, last minute, lump in breast, out of state, paid, payment, School, Siblings, sister
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$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire
$2.7 billion, achievement, billion, compensation, Dedication, Effort, Employee, GOOGLE, hard work, laziness, Minecraft, motivation, paid, Potential, productivity, Quitting, rehire, smp, success, success mindset, upward mobility, value creation, work ethic
Are you tired of being a lazy sack of shit with no upward potential? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where hard work actually pays off? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, who mined so much diamond that he became the richest player on the server. He built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And guess what? He got compensated for his effort with a real-life diamond crown!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Redstone Wizard, who created a working computer within the game. He now has his own tech startup in Silicon Valley and is a billionaire in real life. All thanks to his hard work on our server.
So, if you want to be like Steve or the Redstone Wizard, join our Minecraft SMP now and start working hard to create 50,000x the value of the average joe schmoe. Don’t be a lazy sack of shit, join us and reach your full potential!
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DeadLockSmp
Active, Afk, Anarchy, Bedwars, Community, Cross-Play, DeadLockSmp, Economy, English, free, Greek, Minecraft, paid, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Survival, Survival Games
DeadLockSmp is a basic server based on Greek and English Community with cool plugins , economy , Free And Paids Ranks !! AFK and Active Rewards Join Now !!
DeadlockSmp.gr:5001
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ViibeMC – The Server Where You Can Claim Land, Get Paid, Work, Level Up, and Rank Up for Free!
Adventure, Challenges, Claim, Competition, Conquest, creativity, Custom, Development, Dimensions, Enchantments, EXCITEMENT, Explore, free, Friends, hidden caves, Island Payouts, Land, landscapes, LEVEL, paid, Paradise, RANK, Resources, Server, smp, strategy, Thrilling, towering structures, ViibeMC, work
Welcome to ViibeMC Our network features two exciting game modes: SMP and Skyblock, each with custom aspects to enhance your minecraft experience. SMP In SMP (Survival Multiplayer), team up with friends to conquer the wild landscapes. Build towering structures, explore hidden caves, and engage in thrilling adventures. Experience our custom enchantments that add an extra layer of strategy and excitement to your gameplay. Skyblock In Skyblock, start with a tiny island in the sky and expand it into a bustling paradise. Overcome challenges, gather resources, and unlock new dimensions of gameplay. Compete for monthly island payouts, showcasing your island’s development and creativity to claim the top spot. IP: play.viibe.xyz
Discord: https://discord.gg/viibe
FAQ
What makes ViibeMC different from other Minecraft servers?
ViibeMC offers custom aspects in both SMP and Skyblock game modes that enhance your gameplay experience. Our focus on community and engaging gameplay sets us apart.
Can I play on ViibeMC with my friends?
Absolutely! In SMP, you can team up with your friends to conquer the wild landscapes together. In Skyblock, you can invite your friends to join you on your island and work towards building a paradise.
How can I join ViibeMC?
To join ViibeMC, simply use the IP play.viibe.xyz in your Minecraft client. You can also join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/viibe for updates and community interactions.
Are there any monthly competitions or events on ViibeMC?
Yes, in Skyblock, you can compete for monthly island payouts by showcasing the development and creativity of your island. Stay tuned for other events and competitions that we host regularly.
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Twitter Whiners Minecraft Server
100m, 8 years, appeals to no one, Concord Devs, designing, heckin, Minecraft, paid, poor devs, pure garbage, Server, twitter, Waste, whiners, WhiningAre you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is so insanely awesome that even the poor devs who wasted 8 years and $100m+ creating garbage games would be jealous! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else – mainly because we bribed the Ender Dragon to guard our IP address. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!
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NoCoworkerLeftBehindCraft
Agreement, Asshole, car pool, company truck, Coworkers, Drives, drop off, gas money, home, Leave, NoCoworkerLeftBehindCraft, office, out of town, out-of-the-way, paid, route, Shop, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vehicle, work
Looking for a Minecraft server that values punctuality and teamwork? Look no further than our server, where we start our day at 6:30am sharp! But don’t worry, we provide company trucks and vehicles for carpooling – just like in real life!Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of commuting to work in Minecraft. Will you be the one asking for a ride out of town, only to be denied because it’s not on the way? Or will you be the one driving the company truck and dropping everyone off by 5:30pm?
But beware, if you ask for a ride too often, you might just be labeled as the server’s resident “asshole”. So hop on board and experience the thrill of carpooling in Minecraft like never before!
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Soul Eclipse
2/7/2024, 24/7, Anarchy, Cracked, Griefing, killing, Launch, Minecraft, paid, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Server, smp, Soul Eclipse, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Version 1.21.
Cracked paid server 24/7 smp, version 1.21 and lower. griefing and killing allowed, with a few simple plugins. The server launched on 2/7/2024
45.136.141.74:20488
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BlockyAdventure Minecraft Server
advocacy, albanese, anti-Israel, BlockyAdventure, controversy, Disclosure, Ethics, Expenses, foreign affairs, funding, Government, international relations, Israel, lobbying, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, paid, Politics, Server, transparency, trip, UN, united nationshaha yall wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got UN paying for trips to lobby against Israel like whaaaaat 😂🤣 we got pigs flying and cows doing the cha cha slide, it’s a party up in here 🐷🕺 join us and you might just find a diamond block in your toilet, true story bro 💎🚽 and if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, don’t be scared, he’s just here to sell you some fireworks for your next epic build 🎆🤠 so come on over and let’s get this party started, who needs the real world when you got our server, amirite? 🌍🔥 #UNpaidforourpartay #MinecraftMadness
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MtGox49 Minecraft Server
$49.87, 0.003 BTC, 49, BANKRUPTCY, Bitcoin, Claims, compensation, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, exchange, Financial, fraud, lawsuit, legal action, Minecraft, Mt Gox, MtGox49, paid, reimbursement, restitution, scam, Server, SETTLEMENT
Are you tired of getting ripped off by shady virtual currency exchanges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can trade your diamonds for emeralds without fear of being scammed!Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, complete with castles, farms, and even a secret underground lair where you can hoard all your precious loot.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to shady exchanges and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server!
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CruiseCraft Minecraft Server
Apology, Argument, chip in, Conversation, cruise, CruiseCraft, Friend, Irritation, Job, joking, Leeching, Minecraft, MONEY, paid, phone use, Reflection, Server, social media detox, Transfer, Upset, WiFi
Are you tired of friends leeching off your resources like a parasitic creeper in Minecraft? Join our server where leeching is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your friendship fortress with fellow players who will happily mooch off your hard-earned resources without a second thought. Watch as your in-game wealth dwindles while your friends thrive off your generosity. Who needs diamonds when you have friends like these, amirite? Join now and experience the ultimate leeching adventure!
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HexSMP: Where even the creepers are friendlier than your average player
Average, bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Discord, friendlier, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Leveling system, multiplayer, player, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, Website
Server Name HexSMP Server IP play.hexsmp.com Overview
If you’re looking for a unique survival multiplayer server experience, HexSMP is the place to be. With over 100 custom features, a player-driven economy, custom leveling system, and much more, HexSMP offers a fresh and exciting twist on the classic SMP gamemode.
FAQ
Question Answer What makes HexSMP stand out? HexSMP offers over 100 custom features, engaging chat games, a stable player economy, custom leveling system, custom fishing, quests & skills, furniture, grief prevention with land claiming, teams, cosmetics & skins, PvP & dungeons, and Java & Bedrock compatibility. Why choose HexSMP? HexSMP is more than just another server—it’s a vibrant community where creativity and adventure thrive. Regular updates, new features, and an active, welcoming community make HexSMP a top choice for players. How to earn rare rewards? Take advantage of the Referral System by referring friends to join HexSMP. Your friends can use the command “/referral [Your Name]” when they join the server, and you can earn exclusive items and bonuses. How to join HexSMP? Simply connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today. Visit the website and join the Discord for the latest news, events, and community discussions.
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Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server
Alternate Realities, bizarre choices, bizarre scenarios, bongland, creative thinking, Cuntville, Decision making, fantasy worlds, hypothetical question, imaginative scenarios, Minecraft, odd choices, outlandish scenarios, own cunt, Server, strange choices, strange hypotheticals, surreal options, thought experiment, unconventional living arrangements, unique situations, unusual living situations, weird hypotheticalsAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.
But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.
So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.
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AnimeBoobiesMC SMP
animation, Anime, anime culture, AnimeBoobiesMC, body image, Boobs, bust size, character design, controversy, entertainment industry, Evolution, Fan Service, FANTASY, female representation, gender stereotypes, large bust, Media influence, objectification, Sexualization, smp, societal norms, trendLooking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?
Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.
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GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server
birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.
So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.
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SisWantsWifeFitz
anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens ShelterLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!
Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!
So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!
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YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die
Born, Contemplating life, death, Die, embracing mortality, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questions, existential reflection, existentialism, facing mortality, human condition, inevitability, life and death, life purpose, meaning of life, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, nihilism, philosophy, questioning existence, smp, yolocraftWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!
So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.
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Love Triangle Craft
BETRAYAL, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Craft, DATING, emotional turmoil, emotions, feelings, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, monogamy, Passion, Polyamory, relationships, Triangle, Trust
Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!
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Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft
4-day workweek, Citizens, culture, Economy, efficiency, employment, Government, Hardworking, initiative, innovation, Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft, Japan, Labor, mental health, Overtime, policy, productivity, society, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!
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MorphineEnsembleCraft
activity changes, Brain, Brains, Ensemble, group, Mapped, morphine, morphine ensemble, MorphineEnsembleCraft, Network, neural, neural processes, neurons, Pain, pain relief, processes, Relief, researchers, rostral ventromedial medulla, Target
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!
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Konohaven: Where Minecraft meets adulting and hermit crabs chat casually in your ear
adulting, Basic info, build projects, casually, Challenges, Chat, Community, competitive environment, crabs, diamond-based economy, Ear, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fabric, Fire-Tick, fit, hard difficulty, Hermit, Items, Join, Konohaven, Live Map, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer server, Neighborhood, Phantoms Disabled, Pricing, quality of life mods, rules, season 3, shop themes, Shops, Single player sleep, smp, try, Vanilla, Virginia
Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server Overview
Version 1.21 Fabric Location Eastern US (Virginia) Difficulty Hard Modifications Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms DisabledSingle-Player SleepLive Map (Pl3xmap)Optional Simple Voice Chat mod Economy Diamond based player-run shop economy Additional Details
- Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment.
- Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards, karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more.
- Custom Models: Custom items and hat models requiring lightweight resource pack to view.
- Community Based Server: Play together or solo, players from US, Canada, and Europe.
How to Whitelist:
- Join our Discord.
- Read our most up to date rules, requirements, and policies.
- Click apply in #whitelist-application channel under support to start the whitelist application process.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I join the server if I am not 18+?
Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, but there are exceptions. Please contact the server staff for more information.
Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?
Yes, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to build and play in a friendly and respectful manner.
Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?
There are minimal restrictions on building themes or creativity. Players are encouraged to express themselves through their builds as long as they follow the server rules.
Can I run my own shop on the server?
Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops using the diamond-based player-run shop economy system. However, please ensure that your shop is in line with the overall friendly environment of the server.
What kind of events and challenges can I expect on the server?
There will be plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards, such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Players can participate in karaoke nights, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!