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Mizuki Middle School

Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, list, Minecraft, Mizuki Middle School, paid, Public, Server, smp, Survival, Updates, Website

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

MIZUKI SMP | PAID SERVER

The MIZUKI SMP Server is now officially open. The server is also listed on Public minecraft server list websites!

Join the Discord server of MIZUKI SMP to get in touch of the latest updates and for upcoming events

mizukismp.mczgo.uk:4031

DocBlockDaycare

Appointment, Babysitting, boyfriend’s family, BROKE, concern, daycare, DocBlockDaycare, doctor’s appointment, Driving, Forgot, gas money, health, last minute, lump in breast, out of state, paid, payment, School, Siblings, sister

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire

$2.7 billion, achievement, billion, compensation, Dedication, Effort, Employee, GOOGLE, hard work, laziness, Minecraft, motivation, paid, Potential, productivity, Quitting, rehire, smp, success, success mindset, upward mobility, value creation, work ethic

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9138	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mines Excavated:	3177

Are you tired of being a lazy sack of shit with no upward potential? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where hard work actually pays off? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, who mined so much diamond that he became the richest player on the server. He built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And guess what? He got compensated for his effort with a real-life diamond crown!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Redstone Wizard, who created a working computer within the game. He now has his own tech startup in Silicon Valley and is a billionaire in real life. All thanks to his hard work on our server.

So, if you want to be like Steve or the Redstone Wizard, join our Minecraft SMP now and start working hard to create 50,000x the value of the average joe schmoe. Don’t be a lazy sack of shit, join us and reach your full potential!

DeadLockSmp

Active, Afk, Anarchy, Bedwars, Community, Cross-Play, DeadLockSmp, Economy, English, free, Greek, Minecraft, paid, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

DeadLockSmp is a basic server based on Greek and English Community with cool plugins , economy , Free And Paids Ranks !! AFK and Active Rewards Join Now !!

DeadlockSmp.gr:5001

ViibeMC – The Server Where You Can Claim Land, Get Paid, Work, Level Up, and Rank Up for Free!

Adventure, Challenges, Claim, Competition, Conquest, creativity, Custom, Development, Dimensions, Enchantments, EXCITEMENT, Explore, free, Friends, hidden caves, Island Payouts, Land, landscapes, LEVEL, paid, Paradise, RANK, Resources, Server, smp, strategy, Thrilling, towering structures, ViibeMC, work

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	674014	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Farms Harvested:	458	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to ViibeMC
Our network features two exciting game modes: SMP and Skyblock, each with custom aspects to enhance your minecraft experience.

SMP
In SMP (Survival Multiplayer), team up with friends to conquer the wild landscapes. Build towering structures, explore hidden caves, and engage in thrilling adventures. Experience our custom enchantments that add an extra layer of strategy and excitement to your gameplay.

Skyblock
In Skyblock, start with a tiny island in the sky and expand it into a bustling paradise. Overcome challenges, gather resources, and unlock new dimensions of gameplay. Compete for monthly island payouts, showcasing your island’s development and creativity to claim the top spot.

IP: play.viibe.xyz

Discord: https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ

What makes ViibeMC different from other Minecraft servers?

ViibeMC offers custom aspects in both SMP and Skyblock game modes that enhance your gameplay experience. Our focus on community and engaging gameplay sets us apart.

Can I play on ViibeMC with my friends?

Absolutely! In SMP, you can team up with your friends to conquer the wild landscapes together. In Skyblock, you can invite your friends to join you on your island and work towards building a paradise.

How can I join ViibeMC?

To join ViibeMC, simply use the IP play.viibe.xyz in your Minecraft client. You can also join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/viibe for updates and community interactions.

Are there any monthly competitions or events on ViibeMC?

Yes, in Skyblock, you can compete for monthly island payouts by showcasing the development and creativity of your island. Stay tuned for other events and competitions that we host regularly.

Twitter Whiners Minecraft Server

100m, 8 years, appeals to no one, Concord Devs, designing, heckin, Minecraft, paid, poor devs, pure garbage, Server, twitter, Waste, whiners, Whining

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Potions Brewed:	185	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is so insanely awesome that even the poor devs who wasted 8 years and $100m+ creating garbage games would be jealous! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else – mainly because we bribed the Ender Dragon to guard our IP address. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

NoCoworkerLeftBehindCraft

Agreement, Asshole, car pool, company truck, Coworkers, Drives, drop off, gas money, home, Leave, NoCoworkerLeftBehindCraft, office, out of town, out-of-the-way, paid, route, Shop, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vehicle, work

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values punctuality and teamwork? Look no further than our server, where we start our day at 6:30am sharp! But don’t worry, we provide company trucks and vehicles for carpooling – just like in real life!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of commuting to work in Minecraft. Will you be the one asking for a ride out of town, only to be denied because it’s not on the way? Or will you be the one driving the company truck and dropping everyone off by 5:30pm?

But beware, if you ask for a ride too often, you might just be labeled as the server’s resident “asshole”. So hop on board and experience the thrill of carpooling in Minecraft like never before!

Soul Eclipse

2/7/2024, 24/7, Anarchy, Cracked, Griefing, killing, Launch, Minecraft, paid, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Server, smp, Soul Eclipse, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Farms Harvested:	332	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Cracked paid server 24/7 smp, version 1.21 and lower. griefing and killing allowed, with a few simple plugins. The server launched on 2/7/2024

45.136.141.74:20488

BlockyAdventure Minecraft Server

advocacy, albanese, anti-Israel, BlockyAdventure, controversy, Disclosure, Ethics, Expenses, foreign affairs, funding, Government, international relations, Israel, lobbying, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, paid, Politics, Server, transparency, trip, UN, united nations

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

haha yall wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got UN paying for trips to lobby against Israel like whaaaaat 😂🤣 we got pigs flying and cows doing the cha cha slide, it’s a party up in here 🐷🕺 join us and you might just find a diamond block in your toilet, true story bro 💎🚽 and if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, don’t be scared, he’s just here to sell you some fireworks for your next epic build 🎆🤠 so come on over and let’s get this party started, who needs the real world when you got our server, amirite? 🌍🔥 #UNpaidforourpartay #MinecraftMadness

MtGox49 Minecraft Server

$49.87, 0.003 BTC, 49, BANKRUPTCY, Bitcoin, Claims, compensation, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, exchange, Financial, fraud, lawsuit, legal action, Minecraft, Mt Gox, MtGox49, paid, reimbursement, restitution, scam, Server, SETTLEMENT

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	500024
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of getting ripped off by shady virtual currency exchanges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can trade your diamonds for emeralds without fear of being scammed!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, complete with castles, farms, and even a secret underground lair where you can hoard all your precious loot.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to shady exchanges and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	5689	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Void Gems Collected:	24
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	143	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Items Found:	2609	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Animals Bred:	55	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Votes:	7630
Dragon Eggs Found:	7135	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Animals Bred:	178
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Enchantments Applied:	193
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1791
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Alien Abductions:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!