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BackstabbingCraft Minecraft Server

ass, Backstabbing, BackstabbingCraft, BETRAYAL, Campaign, DAGGERS, Democrat, democrats, election, funny, humor, Joe, joe biden, Kissing, loyalty, Minecraft, Politics, reconciliation, Server, Support, Unity, Victory, winning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3046	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Tired of all the political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only backstabbing you’ll see is when someone steals your diamonds! Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where Joe is the ultimate ruler and everyone has to kiss his blocky behind. Join now for a chance to see Democrats and Republicans working together to build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! Who needs politics when you have creepers and zombies to worry about?

SpaniCraft Server

Competition, controversy, decision, football, Foul, Game, immediate penalty, la liga, match, officiating, penalty kick, Players, Referees, review, rules, Server, spain, SpaniCraft, sports, Teams, VAR check, video assistant referee

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Items Found:	5210	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Votes:	8225	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have more drama than a Spanish soccer match – and that’s saying something!

Join us and experience the thrill of immediate penalties for the most ridiculous reasons. Did your cow accidentally step on a pressure plate? Penalty! Did your friend accidentally hit you with a snowball? Penalty! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on over and join the chaos. Who needs VAR when you’ve got us?

FosterCraft Minecraft Server

Childhood, Communication, Disappointment, emotions, family dynamics, foster children, FosterCraft, Grandparents, grudge, Help, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, MONEY, neglect, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Sacrifices, Server, Support, Trade, union, upbringing

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of being ignored and overshadowed by foster kids on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server where you’ll be the star of the show and get all the attention you deserve!

Just like how the grandparents took OP out for fun adventures, you’ll be taken on epic quests and adventures in our Minecraft world. Say goodbye to being left out and hello to being the VIP player!

Don’t let your parents guilt trip you into giving them all your hard-earned diamonds. On our server, you get to keep all your loot and riches for yourself. No more sharing with unwanted siblings or foster kids!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be the main character of your own story, without any distractions or unwanted guests. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe and show everyone who’s boss!

MineCraftShrinkSaysLol

Breakthrough, Coping skills, emotional well being, empowerment, healing, inner peace, life changing, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineCraftShrinkSaysLol, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Therapist, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Potions Brewed:	137
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that just make you more stressed? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your therapist be a creeper! That’s right, blow up all your problems with some TNT and watch them disappear in a cloud of pixels. Our virtual world is the perfect place to unleash your inner rage and build a new, stress-free life. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a certified therapist in the world of Minecraft, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to your real-life problems and hello to a blocky paradise on our server!

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Towns Built:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1473
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchantments Applied:	214
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	88
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Animals Bred:	115	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!