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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7615 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 146 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
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