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BlockyBreakupsCraft

BlockyBreakupsCraft, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, failed relationship, forgiveness, healing journey, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, personal growth, red flags, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, starting over, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Emeralds Found:	4730

Are you tired of failed relationships in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to teach you the valuable lesson of commitment! Join us and build a virtual relationship with your blocky significant other that will never leave you for a creeper. Plus, our server has a special Love Potion plugin that guarantees you’ll never be heartbroken again. So come join us and find true love in the world of Minecraft!

MediterraneanMishap

cargo ship, crew members, emergency response, engine room, explosion, international waters, investigation, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime safety, Mediterranean, MediterraneanMishap, naval incident, rescue operation, Russian, Russian navy, salvage operation, shipping, Sinking, Tragedy, vessel sinking

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
New Chunks Explored:	408320	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Emeralds Found:	8303	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of a russian cargo ship in the mediterranean! experience the thrill of being on a sinking ship as you try to escape the explosion in the engine room! will you make it out alive or will you be fish food? join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, closest pass, Dec 24, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar discovery, solar distance, solar heat shield, solar mission, solar observation, solar radiation, solar research, solar study, solar system, solar technology, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4349
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

come join our minecraft server where we get so close to the sun that we make the parker solar probe look like a wimpy little spaceship! our players are so lit, they make the sun jealous of their brightness. we have epic quests where you have to battle fire-breathing creepers and mine diamonds from the sun’s core. trust us, you won’t find a server hotter than this one! so come on, join us and get ready to feel the heat!

peanuts

Automatic Economy, Automatic Enderdragon Respawn, Claim your Land, clan system, Economy, English, German, Items, new ores, peanuts, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

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Eternal Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Complain, cute girls fawning over him, don’t want to date me, ETERNAL, hate females, male loser, never had a hug, Normalfags, not be a virgin, past 23 year old guys, pathetic losers, Quests, spend all their time online, sub-average looks, want to date chad, watching Chinese cartoons, zero personality

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! Ever wanted to escape the reality of 23-year-old guys who never hugged a girl and spend all day hating on females? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for losers who complain about not getting dates but secretly wish they were anime protagonists with harem of cute girls.

Come join us and let out all your frustrations by building a world where you are the king of virgins and where “normalfags” are banned! Embrace your inner loser and let’s create a community of pathetic losers together. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and dive into a world where you can be the loser you were always meant to be!

Put On The Hat Minecraft SMP

accessories, accessory, CAP, clothing, fashion, HAT, head, head accessory, head clothing, head covering, head fashion, head outfit, head style, Headgear, Headwear, Minecraft, Outfit, Put, Put on the hat, smp, Style, trendy, wear

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly creatures who just wanted to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! On this server, every block you break turns into a delicious cake, every mob drop is a rare and valuable item, and every time you die, a rainbow unicorn comes to resurrect you with a magical potion that gives you superpowers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see the hat. Yes, that’s right, the hat. Once you put it on, you’ll gain the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Put on the hat and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CousinElephantAITAH

AITAH, christmas party, Communication, cousin’s gift, CousinElephantAITAH, dirty Santa, family dynamics, family gathering, feeding the baby, Game Rules, gift exchange, gift giving, gift selection, holiday tradition, letting my cousin play white elephant, misunderstanding, resolving conflict, stealing gifts, unexpected reaction, wife upset, wife’s feelings

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Are you tired of boring Christmas parties where the only excitement is playing white elephant or dirty Santa? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we take gift-giving to a whole new level!

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual gift exchanges where you can steal, swap, and surprise your friends with outrageous presents. Forget about boring old gifts, on our server, you can give your friends a virtual unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

Just like in the real world, drama can unfold during the game. Imagine the chaos when your cousin “forgets” a gift and you have to decide whether to let them use one of yours. Will your spouse be upset that they didn’t get a chance to play? Will you make the right choice when it comes to stealing gifts?

So if you’re looking for a Christmas party experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for a gift-giving extravaganza that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your relationships. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

DecentralCraft: No-Profits Health Insure

#sustainability, Accountability, Blockchain, Challenges, collaboration, Community, cost effective, DecentralCraft, decentralised, Governance, health, Health Insurance, Healthcare, INCLUSIVE, innovation, insure, NoProfits, not for profit, Obstacles, regulations, Technology, thresholds, transparent rules, Trust

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Villages Defended:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with greedy insurance companies who only care about profits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution for you! Join us and help build a decentralised health insurance system that is not-for-profit and governed by transparent rules and thresholds.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be helping to revolutionize the healthcare industry in the virtual world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle giant mutant insurance agents who are hell-bent on keeping their profits high.

So come on down to our server and join the fight for affordable and fair healthcare for all! Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new members. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

KoreaCraft Server: Super-Aged Fun!

Aging population, aging workforce, demographic shift, demographic trends, elderly care, elderly population, elderly support, Fun, government policies, healthcare challenges, healthcare costs, healthcare services, Korea, KoreaCraft, Long Term Care, pension system, population aging, retirement age, senior citizens, Server, social security, super-aged society, SuperAged

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3953	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	114
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have more old people than a korean retirement home! we got grannies building pixel art and grandpas fighting off creepers with their canes. it’s a geriatric paradise up in here. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the expired prune juice. you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet nectar. so come on down and join the wrinkly fun!

CraftyChristmasGov

Christian minority, christmas, CraftyChristmasGov, government announcement, government decision, government policy, holiday celebration, holiday declaration, holiday observance, holiday recognition, MIDDLE EAST, new government, public announcement, public holiday, religious freedom, religious tolerance, Syria, Syrian culture, Syrian politics, Syrian society

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	898255
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate Christmas EVERY DAY because why not? Our server is like a winter wonderland with snowmen, reindeer, and even Santa Claus himself roaming around. Build your own gingerbread house and decorate it with candy canes and gumdrops. Don’t worry about griefers, our admin team is like Santa’s elves, always watching to make sure everyone is having a jolly good time. So come on, join us and spread some holiday cheer in this wacky Minecraft world!