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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1275 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1058 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
And, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this like, super exclusive club of awesome players who are all like, super cool and stuff. Plus, we have the best parties ever. Like, one time, we had a party where everyone had to wear a pumpkin on their head and ride pigs around the map. It was so hilarious, man.
So, like, if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday. How can you say no to that, bro?