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The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	462770	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

MosquitoCraft: Cancer-Free Zone!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9

come join our server where we have mosquitoes with cancer flying around everywhere! it’s a wild ride dodging those pesky bugs while also trying to survive in the world of minecraft. who knew that mosquitoes could be so entertaining? plus, if you manage to kill a mosquito with cancer, you’ll be rewarded with rare items and special powers. it’s like a twisted game of whack-a-mole, but with a dark and hilarious twist. so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself!

NoPhoneZoneSleepClub

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

lol u ever been mining in minecraft and suddenly ur melatonin levels drop cuz u forgot to turn on ur blue-light filter? well not on this server, we got u covered! join us and never worry about sleep disturbances again! our server is so lit, u won’t even need a bedtime, just keep playing and mining all night long! come join the fun and say goodbye to sleep, who needs it anyway? #minecraftinsomnia #nosleepgang #joinusnow

PolishGaming Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6745
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Votes:	5078
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Poland of gaming – always winning Game of the Year! How are we so freaking great at making Minecraft servers, you ask? It’s simple – we have a team of highly trained Polish wizards who sprinkle magical pixie dust on our server every night, ensuring that it’s always the most epic and entertaining place to play. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself – but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

HopeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Votes:	1508	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a part of a crazy alternate reality where North Korea emerges victorious and brings hope to East Asia!

Join our server and witness the DPRK banning US-derived plastic surgery and South Korean feminism, returning to its own traditional culture. Watch as South Korea collapses and Korean refugees flood into Japan, solving their declining birthrate and labor shortage. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any wilder, China rebuilds its Confucian-era cultural sphere through communism, uniting China, South Korea, and Vietnam in a cultural revolution like no other.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this insane alternate reality where anything is possible! Who knows what other crazy twists and turns await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

HusbandTextsGoneWrong Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like this drama-filled story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this wife’s rollercoaster of emotions.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pool full of lube wrestling matches every Saturday night! Watch as players battle it out for the title of ultimate lube wrestler, just like that sorority girl from the story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with attractive players, just like that solid 9/10 college friend. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own cheerleader or girl next door to hang out with.

And if drama is your thing, look no further. Our server is filled with juicy gossip, silent treatments, and unexpected plot twists. You’ll never know what to expect next!

So come join us on our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a pool full of lube wrestling frat boys with your own unexpected love triangle. Let the games begin!

SushiCraft: Daddy Dilemma

agree, aita, America, baby, cultural heritage, DADDY, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, English word, family, hard to pronounce, high school, Japan, Japanese name, Kotomi, last name, parents, ridiculous names, Shiori, SushiCraft, tradition, ultrasound scan, Wife

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	1031
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Divine Spears Created:	16	Love Letters Sent:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old English names like Sarah and John? Want to give your child a name that will make them stand out from the crowd? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how ridiculous their names may be.

Join us and meet players like Shiori and Kotomi, who are sure to bring a unique flair to the game. Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my wife who hails from Japan. Embrace the challenge of pronouncing names that will make your parents’ heads spin!

So come on, don’t be a square like my parents. Embrace the Japanese naming tradition and join our server today. Who knows, you might even make friends with a player named Pikachu or SushiRoll!

DMZCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Animals Bred:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a spy and uncover secret military activities? well, this server is the place for u! we got north korean military construction happening inside the DMZ, like what even?? join us and be a secret agent, uncovering all the crazy stuff happening in this virtual world. u never know what u might find, maybe even a secret kim jong un hideout or a nuclear missile silo. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

BambooUKCrisisCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	826773
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Buildings Constructed:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

come join our server where we have an ‘uncontrollable’ bamboo crisis happening!! the pandas are revolting and taking over the land, using their bamboo weapons to conquer all! but don’t worry, you can join the fight and help save the world from the bamboo apocalypse! build bamboo fortresses, ride bamboo rockets, and battle against the evil panda overlords in epic bamboo wars! join now before it’s too late and the world is overrun by bamboo madness!

FruitCraft: Banish the Blues!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got ALL da fruits and veggies you need to keep da depression AWAY! Need some apples to keep da sadness at bay? We gotchu. Want some carrots to boost yo mood? We gotchu. Need some watermelon to make you smile? WE GOTCHU!

Our server is like a giant fruit basket of happiness, where every block you break is filled with the power of JOY! No more sad times in Minecraft when you join our server, because we got all da nutrients you need to keep dat depression away. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a happier place, one fruit at a time! 🍎🥕🍉

SexySubaru Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a Subaru on a summer day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Hop on this sexy Subaru of a server and let the fun begin!