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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 685 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 293 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 1799 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!