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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3541 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2429 |
Emeralds Found: | 3528 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2824 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.