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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1471 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1561 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!
