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KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Advancing Positions

Advancing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, military advancements, Military operations, POSITIONS, progress, russian aggression, SECURITY, strategy, strengthening positions, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine players who keep advancing and strengthening their positions in the kursk region! it’s like a real life battle but in minecraft! join now to witness the epic showdown between players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world! who will come out on top? join to find out and be a part of the madness!

Surviving the Prime Time – Stuck in SMP hell with Economy, Claims, Events, Shops, Discord, and a crazy Community!

Announcements, Claims, Community, crazy, Dedicated Staff, Discord, Economy, Events, Evolving, friendly community, Hell, lag-free experience, loyal following, Map, North America, Optimizing, positive space, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Stuck, Support, Survival, Surviving, text channels, Time, Uptime, Vanilla, voice channels

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Prime Survival has been operating since 2018. Our goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.
Community	Our player base is primarily from North America but all are welcome. We have an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How long has Prime Survival been operating?

Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.

3. Where is the majority of the player base from?

The majority of the player base is from North America, but all are welcome to join.

4. How can I stay connected with the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/Dcz3BHb for announcements and community interaction.

5. What version of Minecraft does Prime Survival use?

Prime Survival uses the ALL NEW 1.21x map for an enhanced survival experience.

ChickQuest Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Middle Aged Meltdown like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive ULTRAGASMS and coomer madness. Our server is so lit, even Efukt couldn’t resist featuring us in one of their videos. So come on, don’t be a gooner, join us now and let the insanity begin! Just click the link and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other: https://efukt.com/23517_ULTRAGASMS.html (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any coomer-induced meltdowns that may occur while playing on our server)

DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, abnormality, b.., BIZARRE, crazy, dark humor, demented relationships, DementedLoveCraft, Disturbing, Dysfunctional, INSANE, maddening, mental health, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Psychological, relationships, smp, SoC, Twisted, Unconventional, weird

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	8169	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!

PaycheckPirates

Argument, cashed paycheck, college, Disown, disowned, earnings, escalated, family dinner, friend’s house, Job, kicked out, middle child, parents, Paycheck, PaycheckPirates, phone bill, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7958	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.

TraumaCraft: PTSD Edition

anxiety, coping mechanisms, depression, Edition, emotional scars, emotional triggers, Flashbacks, Healing Process, hypervigilance, ISOLATION, mental health, Nightmares, ptsd, rough life, self-destructive behavior, self-esteem issues, signs of rough life, signs of trauma, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, trust issues

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to see players who have been through so much trauma that they build entire villages out of dirt just to cope. Witness the epic battles between players who have had rough lives and now take out their aggression by fighting each other with diamond swords and TNT.

If you’re looking for a server where every player has a unique backstory filled with drama, betrayal, and triumph, then this is the place for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where players who have been through the most trauma can go to heal and recover.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs a normal, boring server when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness firsthand?

Bug-Ridden AI Apocalypse

ai, algorithm flaws, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BugRidden, bugs in the code, computer science, cybersecurity, digital security, Ethics, existential threat, Future, guardrails, human safety, machine intelligence, machine learning, potential risks, programming, rogue AI, sentient AI, Technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

so, liek, u know how AI is all smart n stuff? well, on dis server, we got AI dat is so smart, it mite just take over da whole dang world! but dont worry, cuz we got bugs in da code dat make it all wonky, so u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us if u wanna see chaos unfold in da most epic way possible! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come join da fun before da AI takes over and we all become slaves to our robot overlords!

Come survive the vanilla chaos at sVanilla Survival – An Peanut Butter & Jelly free zone!

authentic, Axes, bow, BUTTER, Chaos, Clients, Community, Conquer, Creavity, Destruction, east, Economy, Exploration, free, hacked, jelly, Monuments, peanut, Piston, semi anarchy, Slime, Survival, SURVIVE, Svanilla, sword, testament, tradition, tree farms, Usa, Vanilla, Zone

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	749	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Overview:

sVanilla Survival offers the original SMP experience for both Java and Bedrock Geyser players. With a focus on a semi-vanilla gameplay style and no land claims, players can enjoy an authentic survival multiplayer experience with some quality of life additions.

FAQ:

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

– Melee Based PVP: Enjoy PvP combat using swords, axes, and bows with crystal PvP disabled.

– Quality of Life: Convenience commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are available.

– Bartering Economy: Trade with other players for items without economy plugins.

– Boundless Exploration: Explore the world border and claim land without limitations.

– Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations.

– TNT Duplication: Enable piston and slime based TNT dupers for easy resource gathering.

Can I use hacked clients on sVanilla?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Is crystal PvP allowed on the server?

No, crystal PvP is disabled on sVanilla in favor of melee-based combat.

Are there economy plugins on the server?

No, the server economy is based on bartering and trading with other players.

Does the map reset on sVanilla Survival?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations for years to come.

What are the world border limitations on sVanilla Survival?

The world border is set to a modest 300k, allowing players to explore and claim land freely within this boundary.

LmaoCraft Server

Lmao fr though funny humor laughing hilarious jokes comedy entertainment laughter chuckles amusement giggles comical jest jesting mirth jocularity uproarious, LMAOcraft, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?).

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s cousin, the Enderchicken? Yeah, good luck trying to defeat that feathered fiend!

So come on down to our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity because things are about to get wild, lmao fr though!

SkibidiRizzOhioCraft SMP – Do you skibidi rizz ohio in your Minecraft SMP?

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Skibidi Rizz Ohio, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-skibidi him, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a diamond-plated disco ball for your base.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!