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EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Potions Brewed:	87	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Items Found:	5065	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Crops Grown:	6876
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
New Chunks Explored:	188761	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Magic Items Found:	3182	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magic Items Found:	2316

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Animals Bred:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.