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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9868 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 39 |
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.
So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.