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Gooned to Ai Uehara’s Minecraft SMP Fat Juicy Booty

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we worship the one and only Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

We have epic quests where you have to find rare items hidden in the depths of the Nether, all while avoiding the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon who has a crush on Ai Uehara.

But that’s not all! We have weekly dance parties at the village square where we all break out our best moves and show off our pixelated dance skills. And rumor has it, if you impress Ai Uehara with your sick dance moves, she might just bless you with some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and of course, Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, counseling, emotional well being, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, personal journey, privacy, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, therapy notes, therapy progress, therapy session, TherapyCraft, transparency, Trust

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Forget therapy, join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore our virtual world. Who needs communication skills when you can just chat with other players through the in-game chat? Plus, our pixelated therapist is always available to listen to your problems and offer advice (Disclaimer: our therapist is actually just a villager in a lab coat).

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who needs therapy notes when you have diamond swords and creepers to worry about?

GirlsNightCraft

activities, Bonding, boys night, children, Communication, exclusion, family dynamics, father daughter, father son, favoritism, Gender Roles, girls night, GirlsNightCraft, Mother Daughter, mother son, movies, parenting, quality time, relationships, sports

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to treat all players equally, just like this mom tries to with her kids (but fails miserably)!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance the love and attention between two children, just like this mom struggles to do with Layla and Jacob. Will you be the favorite child, or will you have to fight for attention like Layla?

Immerse yourself in our server where you can bond with your virtual family members over sports, movies, and more, just like this dad does with Jacob. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get excluded from activities and conversations just like Layla!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for playing favorites or trying to make up for it by spending quality time with each child individually. Just make sure not to anger any parents by prioritizing one child over the other, unless you want to face the wrath of a Minecraft version of this dad!

So come join our server and experience the drama, the love, and the chaos of trying to balance family dynamics while building your virtual world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

StrangerCraft: Wholesome Deeds

brightening someone’s day, community support, compassion, deeds, faith in humanity, Feel-Good, Generosity, Good deeds, Gratitude, Heartwarming, Human Connection, Kindness, paying it forward, positive interactions, random acts of kindness, small gestures, spreading joy, stranger kindness, StrangerCraft, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	86
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where strangers just ignore you? Well, look no further because on our server, strangers will not only be nice to you, but they will also build you a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! That’s right, our players are so generous that they will shower you with gifts and compliments just for logging on. Join now and experience the most wholesome and heartwarming community in all of Minecraft!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Belarus, Conflict, CraftyKids, discrimination, eastern europe, education, enemies, HUMAN RIGHTS, indoctrination, international relations, Minecraft, minority rights, own people, political manipulation, Propaganda, psychological abuse, reeducating, Report, Server, social control, Ukrainian children, violations

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! We got Belarusian teachers reeducating Ukrainian children into ‘enemies of their own people’! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for some wild adventures and questionable educational practices. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Come see for yourself and join the madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it… maybe.

KidnappingCraft: Ukrainian Edition

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Foreign Minister, global affairs, historical atrocities, human rights violations, international relations, KIDNAPPING, KidnappingCraft, Nazi crimes, Polish, political tensions, Russian, Speech, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian children, UN speech, united nations, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	189	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	2472
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than a polish foreign minister speech at the UN! we got russian kidnappings of ukrainian children, nazi crimes, and all the chaos you could ever want in a virtual world! build your own nazi bunker or save the ukrainian kids from the evil russians, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Crafty Muscle Maidens

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1920	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	106	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5438
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CREATINE AND RESISTANCE TRAINING FOR ALL THE MENSTRUATING WOMEN OUT THERE! U WANNA SLEEP BETTER? COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND LIFT SOME WEIGHTS WITH US! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A PILLOW FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT MADE OF PIXELS AND SWEAT! LET’S GET JACKED AND WELL-RESTED TOGETHER, ONE CREEPER AT A TIME!

Polish Threads Minecraft Server

Board, Community, country pride, cultural appreciation, cultural exchange, discussion, Diversity, forum, global perspective, International, Minecraft, national identity, nationalism, Online Community, patriotism, Poland, Poles, Polish, pride in heritage, Server, sharing knowledge, Threads, Unity

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Potions Brewed:	80
Love Letters Sent:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4156
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can learn all about the wonders of our country in the most epic way possible! Join us and explore our virtual world filled with pixelated versions of our famous landmarks and cultural sites.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you befriend these llamas, they will guide you to the rarest materials and help you build the most epic structures imaginable.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky and transports players to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky adventure you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and let us show you why our country is the best in the world, one block at a time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

”Na Na Na Na” – The Creeper Slayer Minecraft SMP

Albert Einstein World Award of Science, anti-Asian attacks, Beijing Institute of Nanoenergy and Nanosystems, China Initiative, Chinese American, Chinese-American physicist, creeper, electronics, energy science, energy science expert, Engineer, influential scientist, materials scientist, Minecraft, nanogenerators, nanogenerators pioneer, nanotechnology, nanotechnology engineer, nanotechnology specialist, physicist, slayer, smp, US government persecution, Zhong Lin Wang

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Looking for a server that’s out of this world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the one and only Zhong Lin Wang as our resident physicist and nanotechnology expert! He’s so good, he’s been awarded the Albert Einstein World Award of Science and is known as the ‘father of nanogenerators’ – how cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! In 2024, Wang decided to move to China full-time because of US government persecution and anti-Asian attacks. So now, our server is the only place you can hang out with this genius scientist and learn all about nanotechnology while dodging government spies and evil villains.

Join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP adventure ever! Goodbye to boring servers, hello to the wacky world of Zhong Lin Wang!

Mom’s Stepkid Showdown Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional impact, family activities, family dynamics, family time, Frustration, ice cream tradition, individual needs, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, neglect, Parent-child relationship, personal space, Prioritization, Resentment, Server, showdown, step siblings, stepchildren, stepfamily issues, Stepkid

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Farms Harvested:	249	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	117	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and have some epic adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family – without any unwanted stepkids tagging along!

On our server, you can create your own ice cream birthday treat tradition with just you and your virtual mom – no surprise guests allowed! And if anyone tries to intrude on your special time, you can just walk out like a boss and leave them to figure it out.

Don’t let anyone prioritize their feelings over yours – on our server, you are the star of the show! So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun? Join now and leave the stepkids behind!