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Simpsons Man Owns Minecraft SMP House

2chan, animated series, cartoon, CLONE, comedy, disbelief, FANTASY, fictional character, House, house ownership, humor, man, Minecraft, Outrage, Owns, physical response, popular culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, social commentary, springfield, Television Show, unrealistic, yellow family

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2830	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	937
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP server and witness the madness of a world where Simpsons characters own massive houses and rule the land! Bart Simpson is the king of the server, with his iconic skateboard as his royal carriage. Marge runs the economy with her impeccable budgeting skills, while Homer is the resident chef, cooking up delicious virtual donuts for all to enjoy. Lisa is the server’s wise sage, dispensing advice and knowledge to all who seek it. And don’t even get us started on the shenanigans that go down at the Krusty Krab…oops, we mean the Kwik-E-Mart! So come on, join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, canon, cartoons, comic books, continuity, easter eggs, fan theories, IDW, Lore, Minecraft, Obscure, SaTAM, Server, sonic boom, Sonic canon, Sonic Easter eggs, Sonic fandom, sonic games, Sonic lore, Sonic references, sonic the hedgehog, Sonic Universe, video games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old canon? Well, look no further because on our server, Sonic Boom, SaTAM, and IDW are all canon! That’s right, we’ve got small obscure easter eggs scattered throughout the map that have absolutely nothing to do with the game, but hey, who cares? Join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Sonic where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme. Plus, rumor has it that if you find all the hidden references, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on the back of a giant chili dog while battling Dr. Robotnik in a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft server: DiffuseCraft – Local Shenanigans

AMD GPU, Anapnoe UX, Auto1111 forks, AUTOMATIC1111, Beginner UI local install, cloud hosted instance, comfy nodes, ComfyUI, DiffuseCraft, EasyDiffusion, Fooocus, Intel GPU, InvokeAI, ldg, local ], local diffusion general, Metastable, Minecraft, pixart sigma, SD.Next, SD3, Server, Shenanigans, StableSwamUI, txt2img, Vae

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Animals Bred:	165	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5682	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Votes:	6499

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”:

– Have you ever seen a llama ride a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? No? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon.

– Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon decided to take a break from terrorizing players and join us for a game of hide and seek. Spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding.

– Need a break from mining and crafting? How about joining our weekly dance party at the Nether disco club? Just be careful not to accidentally set the dance floor on fire with your sick moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BestieBoys Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, BestieBoys, Communication, comparison, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, Emotional support, feelings, female friendship, friendship, hospitalization, hurt feelings, Jealousy, love interest, loyalty, male behavior, Minecraft, past experiences, Priorities, Server, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block of diamond! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like the time my friend’s love interest got jealous of me.

Experience the thrill of being left on read while in the hospital, only to receive a cold-assed text about someone else’s relationship drama. Will you make the mistake of comparing your friend to other men and unleash their wrath?

Join now for the ultimate test of friendship, loyalty, and the ability to navigate through the chaos of love triangles in a blocky world. Who needs soap operas when you have our Minecraft server?

WeddingCraft: No Open Bar, No Problem!

aita, alcohol heavy family, alcoholic beverages, assigned table, bar, bridezilla, ceremony, drink ticket, Expectations, family, Friends, limited drinks, negative response, non-transferable, Open, open bar, Problem, reception, spoil the fun, uncle, Wedding, wedding reception, WeddingCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your uncle after a few too many drinks at a wedding reception? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed experience like no other.

Instead of an open bar, we offer a unique drink ticket system just like the one at your cousin’s wedding. You’ll get two drink tickets per of age guest, and they’re non-transferable – just like that awkward moment when your cousin tried to give their ticket to the kid’s table.

But wait, there’s more! Drinks must be ordered from your seat at your assigned table, just like how you had to awkwardly flag down the waiter at the reception. And remember, drinks are to be enjoyed at your assigned table – no wandering around with your drink like a lost wedding crasher!

So come join our server and experience the drama and chaos of a wedding reception without the awkward family interactions. You’ll be called a “Minecraft-zilla” in no time!

CraftyGenZ Minecraft Server

common, conformity, CraftyGenZ, cultural phenomenon, different, everyone, EXCLUDED, Experience, generation, Individual, Minecraft, missed out, nonparticipation, outlier, Participation, peer pressure, Server, Sfw, social norm, societal expectation, trend, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	980
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Have you ever felt left out because everyone else in your generation has done something SFW that you haven’t? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and become part of the exclusive club of people who have experienced the thrill of building pixelated castles and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding gnomes who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

So why waste another minute feeling left out when you could be diving headfirst into the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start checking off those SFW bucket list items like a pro!

TeenageTunesMC

adolescence, Coming of Age, defining moments, emotional connection, favorite song, formative years, growing up, high school, Memories, Music, music therapy, musical influences, Nostalgia, soundtrack of my youth, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage dreams, teenage heartbreak, teenage rebellion, teenage years, TeenageTunesMC

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Remember that song that was always playing in the background as you mined for diamonds and battled creepers in your teenage years? Well, on our Minecraft server, that song is the national anthem! Join us for a wild ride down memory lane filled with nostalgic tunes and epic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the ghosts of all the noobs you’ve slain singing along in harmony. So come on, join us and relive your glory days in the most epic way possible!

ChristCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient literature, ancient scriptures, Ancient text, archaeology, biblical interpretation, biblical studies, Childhood, ChristCraft, christian faith, early christianity, Experts, historical discovery, historical document, Jesus Christ, manuscript analysis, Minecraft, Newly deciphered manuscript, oldest written record, religious artifacts, religious history, scholarly research, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Void Gems Collected:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like finding the oldest written record of Jesus Christ’s childhood but in Minecraft form, ya feel me? Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of building epic churches and walking on virtual water like a boss. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might find the Holy Grail made out of diamond blocks. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, fam!

UkrainianCraft: Rebuilding Blocks & Resorts

£24bn, blocks, conflict aftermath, devastated cities, Development, eastern europe, Economy, Hospitality, Infrastructure, Investment, leisure, long-term planning, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, Resorts, russia, tourism, tourist resorts, travel, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, urban renewal, vacation destinations

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

haha, you know what’s better than tourist resorts in Ukraine? Joining our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can build your own crazy resorts and DESTROY them if you want! Who needs Russia when you can have a virtual paradise in our server? Plus, we have secret underground cities filled with diamonds and unicorns (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come join us and let’s make Ukraine great again… in Minecraft!

DreamCraft: Prepare for Reality!

cognitive function, coping mechanism, dream, dream analysis, DreamCraft, dreaming, emotional processing, Interpretation, introspection, life situation, mental rehearsal, personal growth, Preparation, Prepare, problem solving, Psychology, Reality, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Stress Management, subconscious, Visualization

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u find urself in a crazy dream world where u gotta build ur way outta crazy situations. like, one time u gotta build a giant staircase to escape a herd of zombie chickens, or u gotta build a rollercoaster to outrun a gang of evil llamas. it’s like a wacky dream come to life, man. and get this, the more u build, the better ur chances of surviving the dream world and waking up in real life. so, like, join this server and start building ur way to freedom, dude. it’s a wild ride u won’t wanna miss!

RoboSkinCraft

3D layouts, advanced sensors, Artificial Intelligence, complex layouts, electronic skin, Finger, friction detection, friction sensors, human skin, innovation, pressure detection, pressure sensors, research, RoboSkinCraft, ROBOT, robotics, SENSORS, sensory cells, strain detection, strain sensors, Technology

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ores Mined:	736
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

yo, dis server be like dat electronic skin on a robot’s finger, except it be all about minecraft, ya feel me? we got sensors all over da place, detecting pressure, friction, and strain like nobody’s business. it’s like we got human skin vibes up in here, but in blocky pixel form.

join dis server if you wanna experience minecraft in a whole new way, where every block you touch feels like a sensory explosion in yo brain. we got crazy 3D layouts that will blow your mind, just like how researchers be blown away by our innovation.

so come on, join da madness and be a part of something truly groundbreaking. who needs real life when you can have a minecraft server that’s more advanced than a robot’s finger, amirite? let’s get blocky, baby!