Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	13

Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

Bellatrix will be South Asian, Bet.., Cedric will be mulatto, Diversity, Dumbledore will be white, Dursley’s will be white, Filch will be white, Hagrid will be black, Harry will be white but swarthy, Hermoinie will be black, Hogwarts, Lupin will be white, Malfoys will be white, McGonagle will be black, Minecraft, Neville will be white, Nymphadora will be East Asian, Pettigrew will be white, Place your bets, race representation, Ron will be white ginger, Sirius will be South Asian, smp, Snape will be East Asian, Voldemort will be white

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Void Armor Forged:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

EvilCraftersUnite

atrocities, Cruelty, Dark History, Despicable, devil incarnate, dictator, Evil, EvilCraftersUnite, Genocide, heinous crimes, History, Infamous, Inhumanity, MALEVOLENT, Monstrous, most evil person, ruthless, Tyrant, Villain, war criminal, Wicked

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

CraftyCorruptionEU

Accountability, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, Corruption, CraftyCorruptionEU, Democracy, democracy in crisis, eastern europe, EU, european politics, european union, Fidesz, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, opposition leader, Orbán, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Butt Plug City

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

Adventure, armor, Bakery, Battles, blocks, BUILD, building, Character, Community, Cooking, Cool, crops, Exploring, Hang, Immersive, Kids, Lore, MAGICAL, Minecraft, Modpack, out, recipes, Roleplay, Server, smp, Starlight, Stuff, voice chat, weapons

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Towns Built:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

Abuse, assault, Boy, Chapter 59, courage, dumping, emotional, Empathy, Friend, friendship, healing, Minecraft, Newest chapter, raped, Recovery, sense, Sensitive, Sensitive Boy, smp, strength, Support, Talk, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	236	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, disaster aftermath, emotional outbursts., emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, guilt trip, home safety, house rules, living arrangements, LostCraft, Minecraft, parenting challenges, personal boundaries, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister drama, temporary housing, toddler troubles, Tough Decisions

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

HurricaneMiltonEscape

Breakup, Disney, Drama, DRIVE, early 30s, family, family vacation, Fault, Flight, Florida, Hurricane, Hurricane Milton, HurricaneMiltonEscape, late 20s, Opinions, Orlando, overreacted, partner’s family, Safety, Universal parks

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	259	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

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